Not on the Network-[Let's Negotiate]

[theearth]

[The webforum is in all ways ordinary, aside from its users. Using a free, public system in its default state with no embellishments, it is titled only 'Let's Negotiate' and contains only one post with those two words repeated.

Anonymous posting is disabled, but there's the sign up button.

What's the worst that could happen?]

(( Remember; viewing the website will not cause an Echo, but replying will.

Also remember that this is not on the network and operates exactly like an actual, generic webforum and does require sign-up. Therefore, please note what details were entered (mandatory is an e-mail address, a username and a date of birth) and if they are accurate. Player accounts cannot make new posts, but they can reply to Topic: Let's Negotiate with whatever they like.))

Comments

False name and date of birth; false e-mail

[testsonseashells]

Certainly. Discussion always valuable. Life itself negotiation.

Specifics?

[weaintevil]

We wish for your organization to cease interference with our operations.

[wordsgate]

[Sasame's cautious enough that he's gone to a site for a random username to make sure it wouldn't be one that would give him away. Say hello to webquizzical! He's also used a newly-created email with the same name to sign-up, the name is listed as "Web Quizzical" and although he's used his actual birth year--1992--he's put down his birthday as May 5th instead of his real one. Rounding out his attempts to avoid being caught, he's logging on in LCU's computer lab instead of using his own computer.]

I'm listening. I hope you understand if we find this whole situation rather suspicious.

[weaintevil]

The suspicion is mutual, but unavoidable at this junction.

We do not desire conflict of any sore. We wish for your organization to cease interference with our operations.

[chalicejoker]

[Hajime's accessing the site from a library far from where he lives or works, has created a brand new email account he intends to ditch when he's done, has entered in a fake name and a birthdate that would be more fitting for a 40-year-old man. For the user name, he literally keysmashed. He figures that's random enough. The post's coming from someone named awefjiosdlk.]

Define negotiation.

[weaintevil]

I hope this assists you. Please contact us again when you have comprehended the information.

fake name is just a bunch of keysmash ; date of birth 11/11/1911 ; e-mail is a disposable one ;

[11ady]

[logging on with the username 11111111111. yes, that's eleven ones. not very creative.]

What's the offer on the table?

[weaintevil]

We wish for your organization to cease interference with our operations. In exchange, your organization will not be forcefully exterminated.

and then there's this asshole 8| ; fake name: Wong Phat Fuk ; birthday: 6/9/1969 ; disposable email

[masterofbling]

[username is the same as his fake name]

Talk to me, baby.

[weaintevil]

We wish for your organization to cease interference with our operations. In exchange, your organization will not be forcefully exterminated.

[unfearing]

[ After having a friend of hers help her set up a string of VPNs for the purposes of checking out this forum, Elizabeth finally sits down to register. She's decided she's pretending to be a boy, so her handle is alexander_iii. Her fake birthday puts her at 22 years old, and her e-mail is a disposable one. ]

You start.

[weaintevil]

We wish for your organization to cease interference with our operations. In exchange, your organization will not be forcefully exterminated.

[secondcomingof]

[ Fake names? What are those?

NAME: CASVAL MASS.

E-MAIL ADDRESS: THE REAL DEAL.

DATE OF BIRTH: WHENEVER THIS FUCKER IS BORN.

NO ITEMS, SINANJU ILLEGALLY ACQUIRED WEAPONS ONLY, FINAL DESTINATION. ]

No.

[ so fuck

your

shit. ]

[weaintevil]

Unfortunate.

Username: liftmyvoice; DOB: 1/5/95; Email: liftmyvoice@zoho.com

[searchforpeace]

[After noticing the web forum going up, not to mention that topic, Audrey acted. She had borrowed an older laptop on it's last legs from her uncle and found a quiet corner of the LCU library tucked back far enough in the obscure archives of the library as to hopefully go unnoticed.]

I believe the burden is upon you to begin with. What do you bring to the table in this negotiation?

[weaintevil]

We wish for your organization to cease interference with our operations. In exchange, your organization will not be forcefully exterminated.

[formermagicalgirl]

[Tamara gives heaping helping of caution when it comes to accessing this website. She's used a fake name and DOB. The email is one of those disposable emails that doesn't even require signing up. She's also accessing from a public computer and via an anonymous proxy. And the username is randomuser12345, not her normal one even if that doesn't really link to her either.]

Explain why we should. Perhaps by starting with a polite introduction of who or what you are?

[weaintevil]

I am the head of local operations. We possess extensive resources and in all probability will be forced to exterminate your organization if you continue to interfere in our operations. My preference is to keep casualties to a minimal.

Therefore we should negotiate.

At the current juncture informing you of more would be ill advised.

un: thewolfsclaws, dob: 01/01/1991, email: sharpandlong@ymail.com

[northless]

[He's going to exercise caution here, at least--instead of using his computer or phone, he moves to the university's computer lab.]

You start. I'd like to find out who I'm talking to and what you want before I start talking.

[weaintevil]

I am the head of local operations.

At the current juncture informing you of more would be ill advised.

[comparative_insanity]

[Yeah, he's made a new email, is calling himself "Mokona", and he also reused his father's birthdate out of petty spite.]

so u think u got some thing we want then

[weaintevil]

I operate under the presumption you wish to live.

[earnedmystripes]

[Kotetsu might not always be the most cautious person around, but he's not foolish enough to let any of the information he enters be traceable to him. He drops by a public library to access the forum and makes a new email (grumbling at having to deal with the anti-spam features all the while), and puts in a date of birth that says he's 23, rather than the 37 he actually is. It takes him awhile to come up with a username, and eventually he gives up and types in username. His password is totally 'password', by the way.]

Who are you?

[weaintevil]

I am the head of local operations.

[shut_up_idiot]

[ What is being clever about these things? Youou is using his real name, date of birth and personal email address to sign up for this thing. The username he picks is "hawk_king" which is the same he uses on his email. ]

Sure, but I don't really fancy doing it over a website.

[weaintevil]

If an acceptable arrangement for a in person meeting can be found, it can be done.

Name: Hahlolno | Email:buttoonmash@excite.com | DOB 6/9/69

[spideyfanone]

Negotiate with who? There's no one in charge. It's just a bunch of people, creeper.

[weaintevil]

Negotiations with individuals are acceptable and preferable to conflict.

[redelivers]

[ His username is oda_nobunaga, his DOB is 6/23/1534, and his email nobufuckingnaga@hostname.com. ]

>>I operate under the presumption you wish to live.

Try again, asshole.

I want a lot of things. Living isn't necessarily one of them.

[ Just look at all the fucks Toshi has to give. ]

[weaintevil]

Unusual. Under different circumstances I would be interested in entering a dialogue on that subject.

Please state relevant desires to further potential terms.

[reapsthewind]

[u wanna go ok we'll go

she first sets up a rotating proxy IP address that shows her as being in various random cities in China and India, and registers a new email address: blacksunempire@yahoo.com

username: blacksunempire
dob: 1/1/1900]

lol k so few things

other posts on thread u keep being like organization

well motherfuckers like we arent really organized if u didnt notice

also ps you started this shit

not us

so why dont u step off our turf huuuuuh

[weaintevil]

Negotiations with individuals are acceptable and preferable to conflict.

You are also operating under a misapprehension. The root of this conflict lies within others. To simplify, the shit was started before I began operations.

tralala before Davin's warning

[exloserspromise]

[This account brought to you by Sugar Roger, born July 14 1969, username and email hotmama65. Sandy even dug out his laptop and went to an all-night cafe with free wifi.]

So wait, let me get this straight. You don't WANT to hurt us, but you will if we don't stop what we're doing? Sorry buddy, but I've seen all the very special episodes about THAT one.

[oh god what is he doing why did he say that he's an idioooot]

[weaintevil]

The terms are accurate.

also before the whole warning thing

[wastingtime]

[because he's so great with trusting things all the info he puts in is accurate. first name, DOB, email's a secondary one that he uses for things other than work...to his credit, he does click the option to hide all of his personal information from public view.]

Are you the ones responsible for setting everything in motion?

Username is "roklem", email is roklem@ a small obscure hosting site, and DOB is 7/11/1960

[elfstoned]

[ooc: He's also using a public library computer on the other side of town from the clinic.]

You say you are like a gardener, pruning an overgrown bush, yet the destruction of all life on earth is acceptable collateral damage. How do you explain this logical discrepancy?

If you will kill us all if you have to, what do you REALLY want?