onlyleft: (marzio → 9)
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I know there's been a lot of serious things going on and I don't want to take away from that...

But you should look at this picture. Especially if you're a friend of Anthony.

You're welcome.


[The picture included was obviously taken in a kitchen, and it stars one Anthony Albert, who looks extremely engrossed in a cookbook. But that's not the important part. The important part is the fact that he has a mixing bowl on his head. He's also covered with a fair bit of flour, but it's the bowl that matters.
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I've been thinking about this a lot, lately, with everything going the way it is. Do you guys think, that it's better to be one of us and dealing with it? Or do you think that it's better, to be one of them?

[ He adjusts his nose ring and leans forward on his elbows. That seems kind of dour to end on. He wracks his brain for a second, sits up a little straighter. ] Oh, and also - since unicorns, and fairies, have now been proven to be real, along with other creatures thought to be fantastical, or otherwise imaginary, I was wondering if I could maybe get testimonies from people who are those sorts of things. About what stereotypes are true, and what ones aren't. Maybe we could compile a bestiary... uh, maybe that's not the right phrase, but a collective document about what fiction really, got wrong.
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Alright, so.
I feel like I've got a handle on this.

Those numbers that won't get out of my head. They're some kinda password for this whole deal. Still undecided on how I got the numbers in the first place, but I've narrowed it down to aliens or a Russian satellite beaming it into my head with either red or green lasers. But y'know, I got it. They're here and they're not going away.

And I understand you've got something going on here. I would find out what, but, I'm a busy guy. Normally, this is the part where I'd just state that all requests for me to participate in... ... ...I'm gonna be diplomatic and say "esoteric events" have to go through my agent, ask you to fire your space lasers into his head instead and leave it at that, but I've actually got a question. The numbers and this...message board-forum-thing. I'm guessing they're connected to another strange, unexplainable thing that happened to me recently. If it is, I've got a question.

Who the hell here is responsible for that vision of flaming impending death I had and the goddamn concussion I got as a result? Please reveal yourself now and I promise I'll only sue you until you're dead a little bit.

To everybody else - hi, I'm Calvin. And if you know of the guy or guys I just addressed and can tell me anything about them or you've gone through the same thing I have, then we've got a good reason to become friends.

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Dec. 2nd, 2013 11:17 pm
onlyleft: (marzio → 1)
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Okay so this might be the craziest thing that's happened to me ever. I've looked around and I might be able to buy this whole secret society of people who seem to have little to no connections at all.

But that doesn't mean it makes any sort of sense. Which I guess is a normal thing to feel if anything else I've read on here is legit.

I totally owe Anthony now though. Maybe saying he was braindamaged by his concussion wasn't the best thing because wow now I'm the one with a stupid number in my head and an in to this secret society.