audio - phone - good morning, starshine, the earth says hello

[sweetas]

[The voice is new, female and rather flustered.]

Whoa...did...? Oh--oh my gosh, it went through! It's work--er, um, sorry! I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Um, hello, my name is Candy, I'm calling because--well--I-I think I might have received this number accidentally some time ago? I just--er, at this point, I guess I'd just like to know whose number this is? I'm sorry, I know I'm rambling, but--yeah, that's about it.

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...Hello? Is anyone there?

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[drama8om8]

Exactly! That is why I have been saying that we can't call the aliens gardeners, that's dumb as hell.

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Are there really videos of flying lawnmowers on youtube. Is that actually a thing.

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[sweetas]

Well...I suppose it would be kind of scary if they're "gardeners" and we're "weeds." Or something.

There are! Just search "flying lawn mowers." [A laugh.] It's really hilarious.