audio - phone - good morning, starshine, the earth says hello

[sweetas]

[The voice is new, female and rather flustered.]

Whoa...did...? Oh--oh my gosh, it went through! It's work--er, um, sorry! I'm sorry, I'm being rude. Um, hello, my name is Candy, I'm calling because--well--I-I think I might have received this number accidentally some time ago? I just--er, at this point, I guess I'd just like to know whose number this is? I'm sorry, I know I'm rambling, but--yeah, that's about it.

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...Hello? Is anyone there?

Comments

[text]

[amberhearted]

Your guess is as good as mine. God magic science who knows

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[sweetas]

Can't I just ignore all of this and pretend it never happened? I'm just a random baker I have no business getting involved in stuff like this. I mean it's like Star Trek or something.

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[amberhearted]

That is a really tempting idea I wish I'd tried it. Random recruitment we even got kids and animals in this shit. I'm waiting for e coli to stroll on in all "what's up guys" I'd love to sic him on those assholes

[text]

[sweetas]

Wait you're not serious are you

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[amberhearted]

I'm always serious

Trapped on the throne is a shitty yet fitting act of karma for the crap they've flung

[text]

[sweetas]

So animals and bacteria can talk now? Is that what you're saying?

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[amberhearted]

Animals verified. Bacteria unverified. Given their size I'm not sure that we'd hear them though since they can multiply themselves would that mean they'd get 2 4 16 256 etc increase in members? Amazing. Never underestimate the humble bacterium

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[sweetas]

Sorry I think you lost me lol. Either way the idea of sentient bacteria gives me the willies.