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I'm not sure what exactly happened two days ago, but I don't like it.

[Woah, is that.. yep! Regina has gained the ability to speak.]

I'd like to help out where I can, but... I'm not exactly fit to give anything. Unless anyone wants to pet me. I can let them pet me. That was weird, though... ever since I watched that video where that weird human was talking, I can speak human-talk.

[Her eyes widen a bit, and she perks up.] Oh, I have to talk to Gogo! Gogo and Fay and that boy that gives my humans "pizza" sometimes and likes talking to me, can you all please contact me? That is, assuming that you're all okay.

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I can TALK to fish! Of course I'm going to make friends with them!

[He grins widely.]

I can talk to anything that swims in the ocean! It's OUTRAGEOUS!

[...This is her meowing at him.]

I can swim in the ocean. Can you talk to me?

[And this is her speaking English again.]

Why would anyone want to talk to fish? Do humans normally get so excited, talking to food?

Uh...

[Rubbing at the back of his neck, looks like he got caught in a technicality.]

It's really more like I can talk to anything that lives in the water! And since cats don't live in the water...I can't talk to cats.

Slippy's not food! He's my friend! You can't eat your friends!

Fish are food, not friends. [She wrinkles her nose.] Humans eat fish too, you know. You shouldn't make friends with your prey.

But I talk to them, and I don't eat them! So they're MY friends!

You should just stop being a human and go be a fish, then. And one day when you're really really fishy I'll eat you.

Edited 2013-06-23 01:10 (UTC)

[He seems to think that's pretty funny.]

Hey, you never know! People have been turning into stranger things with this numbers business!

I really want you to turn into a fish. You'll probably taste bad but it will be worth it.

[He definitely thinks this is hilarious. Silly kitty, threatening to eat him...]

Hey, I might be a really big fish! Too much fish for you to handle!

Edited 2013-06-24 23:17 (UTC)

I'll just need a big enough rock to crack your head against.

[Some men would be made remarkably uncomfortable by a cat essentially threatening to crack their skulls with a large rock.]

Good luck with that! I have a VERY hard head!

[Arthur is not one of those men.]

And I have VERY strong teeth.

[She can't even tell if what's making him like this is courage or stupidity. Probably the latter.]

[There can be a fine line between the two, really.]

Aha! We'll just have to see which one is stronger, then!

You're definitely on.

[Did she just place bets on a physically improbable battle? Why yes, yes she did.]

Then it's settled! If I turn into a fish, we'll have to meet in person!

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