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I'm not sure what exactly happened two days ago, but I don't like it.

[Woah, is that.. yep! Regina has gained the ability to speak.]

I'd like to help out where I can, but... I'm not exactly fit to give anything. Unless anyone wants to pet me. I can let them pet me. That was weird, though... ever since I watched that video where that weird human was talking, I can speak human-talk.

[Her eyes widen a bit, and she perks up.] Oh, I have to talk to Gogo! Gogo and Fay and that boy that gives my humans "pizza" sometimes and likes talking to me, can you all please contact me? That is, assuming that you're all okay.

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Holy shit, you're a cat.

Holy shit, you're a talking cat.

Holy shit, I know you, cat.

Uh.

Hey. .....'Sup?

I know you too, human! Hello!

[Purring because oh good he's okay.]

My name is Regina, and it looks like I've finally gotten my wish to be able to tell you how nice a person you are! So hello, you are a great person and are very good at petting!

[Talking cat? Doesn't faze him at all. There are so many talking animals on here it's almost normal now.

[In a weary tone:] The mine was a trap.

What's a mine? Or a trap, for that matter.

[Looks like being a housecat doesn't really give her the broadest sense of the world.]

[... Okay, wow. How's he supposed to explain basic stuff like this?]

It's a place where people dig underground to get things they need that can only be found there. Like metals, or coal, or . . . is any of this even making sense? [Explaining this is hard!]

A trap is tricking people to get them into a spot where you can catch them. Or try to kill them, in this case.

[Oh. Oh, wow. A talking cat.]

...I dunno how I'd feel about petting a cat that can talk.

I mean, I guess it's better than petting a cat that can't, because they can't tell you if they don't want to be petted...

But it'd still be weird.

holy shit I'm talking to a cat.

Well, uh. Okay. Uh. [ what a kawaii nekochans goodness gracious. oh no, karson, contain the cuteness overload, contain that shit, c'mon, be a man, resist the urge to-- ]

Goddamn, you are the most precious thing I have ever seen in my entire existence. You are just... so fluffy, I feel like I'm going to combust into sparkles. I can't even handle this shit. [ huff puff omg her name is regina, that is so noble and precious for a kitty cat and ]

I'm Karson.

Karson? Son of Kar. [She purrs, and her whiskers twitch with amusement.] You can call me Reggie if you want, that's what my humans call me. Oh, and-

[She glances behind her, at her sister who immediately leaves. She hums.] -Well I'd like to show you my sister Mary, but she doesn't like me talking to humans. She thinks it's weird. And I don't... I don't really want you to combust with sparkles.

Oh. [Her ears twitch backward.] Yeah, I understand that. It's, um... oh.

Did everyone make it out of the digplace okay, though? ["Mine" seems like a weird word when digplace is so much more descriptive and logical.]

Hmm... I don't think I met you before I could talk. Well, hello! I don't think it's weird to be petted by a human if they meow at me. I think it makes it better to chat while I get petted. Sometimes I groom them back, too. Anyway, I'm Regina. Who are you?

They told me about the talking ferret, the talking horse, and the typing cat. Now it's a talking cat. I am talking to a goddamn cat right now.

I need to go lie down.

Do you need someone to lay on your belly while you lay down?

I mean, it's more like a thing I just like to do but my humans like it so maybe it's relaxing or something.

It's more likely they just find it cute, but I'm having trouble grasping all this. I mean, the earth sage was weird enough. The bats with their red eyes and furred creatures with needle fingers were odder still.

The talking animal though, this is going to take some getting used to.

[Tom may have been the kind of ass who would tie bags to cat's feet when he was a kid. Sudden guilt.]

Oh?

[It's been some time since she's seen you!] So you can talk!

Well, you know.. animals talk. They just don't speak human-talk. Not usually. And now Gogo and I do. So there are two human-talking cats, really. So um... I'm Regina. Who are you?

[Never tell her about such things, she'll get nightmares.]

Yes, I can now! [This is her purring with pride.] Cinderella, wasn't it? I wish I'd been able to talk to you earlier, but I wasn't able to until I watched that video..

[Civil, verbal non-human-girl talk - a pleasant novelty!]

Ahh~ you remember? That's correct. I'm Cinderella.

Well, I'm absolutely pleased that we can talk now! Let me try once again in asking for your name.

My name is Regina. Or Reggie, my humans like calling me Reggie too.

...I wonder if it's as weird for humans to talk to me as it is for me to talk to you.

[Digplace. Okay.]

Some of us were hurt, but we all made it out, yeah.

Did you all get healing herbs? Or... whatever humans use? [It popped into her head and she's not even sure she gets what healing herbs are.]

There were doctors with us, so anybody who needed help got some.

Oh, I'm Thomas Akagi. Tom, if you'd like. Nice to meet you.

So, there are two talking cats. I just saw demon bats, this shouldn't be surprising.

Regina! A pleasure.

I should think that the important thing is that we are all able to talk, no? Whoever told you that it was "weird"?

[The ordinary initial disbelief of the connecting humans aside.]

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