text; laptop

[really8adegg]

You know, I was wholly convinced this entire thing was some kind of inscrutable viral advertising campaign, but that was before the gaggle of disfigured pigeons started trying to get in through my bedroom window; I suppose there's no arguing with that. If I am to concede I'm going mad, at least I'll have some company.

I expect if anybody does know anything more about what's going on here than a person could work out from backreading these messages, they're not telling. But if if anybody has any advice on getting rid of uncannily manually-gifted birds short of barricading oneself into one's flat, I shouldn't mind hearing it.

Comments

[dorkytracksuit]

Just be careful. They seem to be getting more dangerous lately.

[really8adegg]

[after quite some time]

I see what you mean. I didn't expect pigeons to be so ... difficult.

[dorkytracksuit]

Did they hurt you?

[really8adegg]

Not seriously, but they were certainly very determined. I think I've dealt with the worst of them, but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a bit shaken up.

[dorkytracksuit]

Yeah. Do you always talk like this?

[really8adegg]

Yes.