text; laptop

[really8adegg]

You know, I was wholly convinced this entire thing was some kind of inscrutable viral advertising campaign, but that was before the gaggle of disfigured pigeons started trying to get in through my bedroom window; I suppose there's no arguing with that. If I am to concede I'm going mad, at least I'll have some company.

I expect if anybody does know anything more about what's going on here than a person could work out from backreading these messages, they're not telling. But if if anybody has any advice on getting rid of uncannily manually-gifted birds short of barricading oneself into one's flat, I shouldn't mind hearing it.

Comments

[really8adegg]

This is right up your street and you know it. This is where I would smile knowingly if I were less put out that you didn't see fit to tell me about this any sooner.

[horrorterribubble]

k i'm trying to puzzle out whether you're accusing me of creating the teeth birds

that's what's happening here right

[really8adegg]

No, but I think you know more than you're letting on to the rest of them. Am I wrong?