On the run [Text; Backdated to April 5]

[originaloddcouple]

Doubles blew up bank. Shot people on camera. Police at door. Lawyer not answering calls. House isn’t safe anymore. Will contact when able.

Sorry

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[originaloddcouple]

Aw, that's a shame!

Don't worry, I'm sure there's other fish in the sea!

[Friends' problems come before their own.]

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[italktofish]

THAT THERE ARE

I GOTTA KEEP ON SWIMMING AND THEN I'LL FIND THE RIGHT FISH

AND I GUESS SHE DID ME A FAVOR BY TAKING THE CAR IT WASN'T THAT GOOD ANYWAY

BUT ARE YOU GUYS SURE YOU'RE OKAY YOU KNOW I CAN COME HELP YOU OUT OR SEND SILVERFISH OR REGULAR FISH OR MAYBE A TRAINED SEAL

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[originaloddcouple]

[What a sweetheart. They're really pretty pleased to have a friend like him.]

Exactly! You gotta look on the bright side!

Don't worry! We'll figure out something clever!

We don't want any innocent fish to get caught in the crosshairs!

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[italktofish]

DON'T WORRY I WON'T LET ANY INNOCENT FISH COME TO HARM NOT ON MY WATCH