On the run [Text; Backdated to April 5]

[originaloddcouple]

Doubles blew up bank. Shot people on camera. Police at door. Lawyer not answering calls. House isn’t safe anymore. Will contact when able.

Sorry

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[italktofish]

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT DO YOU NEED ME TO GO OVER THERE AND DO MY SUPERHERO THING TO THE DOUBLES I CAN GO DO THIS

AND IF YOU GUYS NEED A PLACE TO CRASH YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY WITH ME IN VEGAS I'VE GOT A LOT OF ROOM NOW THAT THE GIRLFRIEND MOVED OUT

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[originaloddcouple]

[Its a good few hours before they respond.]

We're not sure where they are.

We think the bank is in Germany, but we don't know if they're still there.

But enough about that, you had a girlfriend?

What was she like?

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[italktofish]

JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING SHOULD I SET OUT SILVERFISH TO LOOK FOR THEM AND ALSO NOTIFY ALL THE VARIOUS SEA CREATURES IN THE AREA ONCE THEY'RE SPOTTED

AND YEAH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND, SHE WAS VERY NICE AND A SHOWGIRL AND A REALLY OUTRAGEOUS KISSER BUT WE HAD TOO MANY DIFFERENCES TO REALLY KEEP THE RELATIONSHIP GOING

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[originaloddcouple]

Aw, that's a shame!

Don't worry, I'm sure there's other fish in the sea!

[Friends' problems come before their own.]

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[charcoalfeather]

where are you

[Text] Doubles

[originaloddcouple]

That's kind of a complicated question?

We're a little lost...

[Funny thing about learning you have doubles.

Makes messing with people a lot more interesting.]

[charcoalfeather]

how is it complicated?? just look around and tell me where you are!!

[originaloddcouple]

Uh. Okay, there is a table.

A wall.

A big mirror?

[scarlet_devil]

Do you know where your doubles are?

Doubles

[originaloddcouple]

St. Louis, Indiana.

[scarlet_devil]

Why would they even be there?

Not Doubles

[originaloddcouple]

NOT ST LOUIS INDIANA.

THOSE ARE DOUBLES, WE THINK THEY'RE IN GERMANY??

Re: Not Doubles

[scarlet_devil]

Of course they are.

The sooner they follow the other doubles' example, the better.

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[dragon_blossom]

Oh goody some of them STILL haven't gotten the message.

Text Doubles

[originaloddcouple]

Listen, if the banker had just cooperated, this wouldn't have happened.

[dragon_blossom]

Its gonna be hard to spend money if the world gets destroyed next week you know!

[hustru]

Move country.

[originaloddcouple]

An entire country?

That sounds pretty difficult.

[hustru]

[Wait was that faulty English

FREEZING GLARING AT PHONE

!!!!!!!!!!!]

Move to another country.

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[stefanged]

[He does not have enough strength to deal with this.]

As long as you're safe.

Are the people okay? If not, you'll have more than an unresponsive lawyer on your hands.

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[originaloddcouple]

[Pretty long time before a response.]

I don't think so.

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[stefanged]

Be extra careful, then. It's not your fault, but the police may not know that yet.

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[evowhisperer]

It sounds like you have options for where to go next. Do you have a plan for how you're going to handle your counterparts?

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[originaloddcouple]

I guess we plan on not dying?

That's easy enough.

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[evowhisperer]

I hadn't thought of them coming after you. Yikes. Do you think that's going to be a problem?