[text; iphone]

[amberhearted]

Anyone head to the museum with the statues recently? Heard they added a real live bird. Is that normal?? Idk I don't [ and then he forgets to backspace ] familiar with the artistic community unless you count the homeless lol

Comments

[hollowleg]

How is a live bird "art"? I dont understand

[amberhearted]

Lol you are asking the wrong person sir or madam. Maybe it sings

Voice

[icy_heavens]

... That doesn't make sense.

[voice]

[amberhearted]

'ey, samurai man! That's getting to be a redundant statement, eh? What's up, school out yet?

[Texted]

[espigeonage]

I heard about that. It's animal cruelty, that's what it is. Even if it's a big enough cage to move around in and it has toys to play with, parrots can't just be left alone all day!

[text]

[amberhearted]

[ whoa. obviously responder #3 has strong feelings about this! ]

Maybe it has a friend? Maybe it's a robot. Last time there was a spider made out of toothpicks

Voice

[reckless_fire]

Birds? You gotta be kidding me.

[voice]

[amberhearted]

[ ....... does he return this one as a 'real call' or continue texting? well, what's the point, he's already replied as a video once, so...

hnngggrrgghhhhh fuck it, they're all in this together! ]

Hey, CC, man, is that you? Yeah, I dunno, you'd think there'd be concerns about allergies or something. Unless it's part of the plan.

[ oooooh, ominous! ]

[text]

[skickpowered]

I haven't checked the place out yet, but you sure it's live and not a stuffed one? ( 'o')~?

[text]

[amberhearted]

So says co-worker. Is that a face

[text]

[caosgo]

I was there on Monday, I didn't see a bird. It must be new.

[text]

[amberhearted]

Did you touch the statues

( text )

[argents]

I wonder if it's just as weird as the statues.

[text]

[amberhearted]

Yeah me too but somehow I think poking a bird is not as easy as poking a statue

[Action]

[visionarykitten]

[Gomez comes wandering over to where Alex is sitting on the couch and peers over his shoulder at the iphone. And he promptly complains about it.]

I wish you wouldn't write so much.

[amberhearted]

Wh-huh? [ he glances at gomez, then his phone, and back to gomez again. ]

You don't like reading?

[ guess who hasn't realized cats can't read english. ]

text, iphone

[not_good_not_wicked]

Sounds lame. They kicked me out of the museum anyways.

[amberhearted]

Lol what'd you do

Handwritten

[princenopants]

[[This writing is very elegant and artistic and oddly uniform.

And done in an art pen.]]

What sort of bird?

[amberhearted]

[ calligraphy on his screen! ]

A parrot all by its lonesome. Third person who responded sounds familiar with them

[ text ]

[fatherssins]

A bird? That doesn't sound normal.

[text]

[amberhearted]

Wonder what the point is then. Or maybe there is no point and they're just doing this to fuck with us

[ text ]

[amberhearted]

Or maybe it's totally unrelated

Maybe it's time to give this tinfoil hat a rest

[text]

[acequeen]

Seriously??

Wouldn't you get kicked out of the museum for bringing live animals inside?

[text]

[amberhearted]

If it's the owner's I'm guessing no

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[dorkytracksuit]

most unusual