Elian Price (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2014-10-29 03:22 pm
wastingtime) wrote in savetheearth2014-10-29 03:22 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- death note: l lawliet,
- doctor who: the doctor,
- hatoful boyfriend: yuuya sakazaki,
- heartcatch precure: yuri tsukikage,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- misfits: nathan young,
- parasol protectorate: randolph lyall,
- touhou project: remilia scarlet,
- transformers cybertron: vector prime,
- voltasaur sentai kyoryuger: torin
handwritten
[the number here may or may not be familiar to some, but its pen taps the paper for some time, as if trying to decide how to start. finally;]
How best do you convince the taximan (and whatever police he threatens to summon) that you did not, in fact, pack a greatsword with your luggage and the fact that there is one in there now is completely out of your hands?
And for that matter, am I allowed to keep said greatsword if I insist it was some sort of prank? It was my luggage, and if something saw fit to give itback to me I believe I should very well keep the damn thing. (Especially after it ruined my best shirts.)
Lyall, I hope you'll read this before you reach our meeting place. I believe I may be delayed for some time.
To the rest of you- if we've already met, I do apologize for these months of forgetfulness but I consider this headache my due punishment. If we haven't - my name is Elian, and I will be pleased to meet you once I am done convincing this poor man I'm as much a victim in this little debacle as he.
How best do you convince the taximan (and whatever police he threatens to summon) that you did not, in fact, pack a greatsword with your luggage and the fact that there is one in there now is completely out of your hands?
And for that matter, am I allowed to keep said greatsword if I insist it was some sort of prank? It was my luggage, and if something saw fit to give it
Lyall, I hope you'll read this before you reach our meeting place. I believe I may be delayed for some time.
To the rest of you- if we've already met, I do apologize for these months of forgetfulness but I consider this headache my due punishment. If we haven't - my name is Elian, and I will be pleased to meet you once I am done convincing this poor man I'm as much a victim in this little debacle as he.
i aim to please
I hope that silence is you experimenting with your kinks by shoving that sword up your anus, because if it isn't, then you're not fit to be a part of this network at all!
THIS IS HORRIBLE