Elian Price (
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savetheearth2014-10-29 03:22 pm
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[the number here may or may not be familiar to some, but its pen taps the paper for some time, as if trying to decide how to start. finally;]
How best do you convince the taximan (and whatever police he threatens to summon) that you did not, in fact, pack a greatsword with your luggage and the fact that there is one in there now is completely out of your hands?
And for that matter, am I allowed to keep said greatsword if I insist it was some sort of prank? It was my luggage, and if something saw fit to give itback to me I believe I should very well keep the damn thing. (Especially after it ruined my best shirts.)
Lyall, I hope you'll read this before you reach our meeting place. I believe I may be delayed for some time.
To the rest of you- if we've already met, I do apologize for these months of forgetfulness but I consider this headache my due punishment. If we haven't - my name is Elian, and I will be pleased to meet you once I am done convincing this poor man I'm as much a victim in this little debacle as he.
How best do you convince the taximan (and whatever police he threatens to summon) that you did not, in fact, pack a greatsword with your luggage and the fact that there is one in there now is completely out of your hands?
And for that matter, am I allowed to keep said greatsword if I insist it was some sort of prank? It was my luggage, and if something saw fit to give it
Lyall, I hope you'll read this before you reach our meeting place. I believe I may be delayed for some time.
To the rest of you- if we've already met, I do apologize for these months of forgetfulness but I consider this headache my due punishment. If we haven't - my name is Elian, and I will be pleased to meet you once I am done convincing this poor man I'm as much a victim in this little debacle as he.
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(So inconsider8.)
So things are pro8a8ly going to get fucked up one way or another. It is 8est to accept that and just em8race the good 8its anyway.
So that means em8racing your sword! And possi8ly one day using it to cut up mafia guys or monsters or mafia guys who are also monsters.
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though he would possibly also trade the sword for her enthusiasm. or a smidgen thereof. so he decides to explain a bit-]
Octavia, I detest violence. I understand it is necessary at times, but I lost my taste for it when I was still a young man. There are others far more suited to it than I. Do you think it foolish for me simply preferring to help in the ways I can, and know I am far more capable with doing?
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8ut that don't mean you can't still appreci8 your sword on SOME level, right?
Like. Aesthetically or whatever. You can just 8e all like "damn that is a pretty gr8 sword" and may8e post on some sword-rel8ted forums and show off your swag or something.
I kiiiiiiiind of forgot where I was going with this.
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It is a rather pretty thing, aside from the sharp edges.
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You could use it as a coat rack. Or one of those knick-knack dealies that old guys always have. Get cre8tive! ::::)
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