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savetheearth2014-08-25 08:19 pm
abhero) wrote in savetheearth2014-08-25 08:19 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- +location: locke city,
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- bleach: toushirou hitsugaya,
- disney's frozen: anna of arendelle,
- doctor who: the doctor,
- doctor who: the master,
- evangelion: shinji ikari,
- fire emblem: nowi,
- hatoful boyfriend: yuuya sakazaki,
- heartcatch precure: yuri tsukikage,
- homestuck: sollux captor,
- middle earth: kili,
- parasol protectorate: randolph lyall,
- rwby: ruby rose,
- violinist of hameln: hamel
007 | Video
So, about the aliens.
You know the perky one? He was handing out ice cream last week, and then came to the shell freaks’ meeting-- I think his name’s Badri. We talked at the ice cream thing, and I asked him if he had cool alien powers. He said he can’t used them on me, but he can show me how it works on a pigeon.
[There’s a pause. Emil looks uncomfortable, and not because Badri made him pinky-swear not to tell.]
He looked at it and it just-- I don’t know what he did, but the pigeon freaked out. It couldn’t move but you could tell it’s suffering. Then he let go and it just died. Keeled over. Badri said it’s because, and I quote, “the severe mental trauma”. He also said that usually it only happens to more intelligent creatures. [Another pause, and he gives the camera a meaningful look.] More intelligent. He can literally scare people to death with his mind.
And It’s not just him having creepy powers. You should’ve seen the way he acted-- he kept smiling like it’s a game. When the pigeon died he was all like [Emil does a rather convincing impression of Badri’s voice] “Oops! Didn’t mean to kill it, must be the severe mental trauma, tee-hee-hee!”
I know they’ve been okay so far, but it was fucked up. What kind of person tortures an animal just to demonstrate something and smiles while he’s doing it?
You know the perky one? He was handing out ice cream last week, and then came to the shell freaks’ meeting-- I think his name’s Badri. We talked at the ice cream thing, and I asked him if he had cool alien powers. He said he can’t used them on me, but he can show me how it works on a pigeon.
[There’s a pause. Emil looks uncomfortable, and not because Badri made him pinky-swear not to tell.]
He looked at it and it just-- I don’t know what he did, but the pigeon freaked out. It couldn’t move but you could tell it’s suffering. Then he let go and it just died. Keeled over. Badri said it’s because, and I quote, “the severe mental trauma”. He also said that usually it only happens to more intelligent creatures. [Another pause, and he gives the camera a meaningful look.] More intelligent. He can literally scare people to death with his mind.
And It’s not just him having creepy powers. You should’ve seen the way he acted-- he kept smiling like it’s a game. When the pigeon died he was all like [Emil does a rather convincing impression of Badri’s voice] “Oops! Didn’t mean to kill it, must be the severe mental trauma, tee-hee-hee!”
I know they’ve been okay so far, but it was fucked up. What kind of person tortures an animal just to demonstrate something and smiles while he’s doing it?
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Can't trust anyone these days.