savetheearth | [audio] one-man wooden box dirt party!!!

[audio] one-man wooden box dirt party!!!

[HEY LOOK, isn't that the number of that one douchebag who died a few weeks ago?? I hope you guys are ready for your daily dose of creepy audio posts, because this one starts with the sound of scratching on wood and some heavy breathing. Soon enough, though, the scratching becomes more erratic and the breathing heavier and louder--and then it's just full blown wheezing.]

Somebody...somebody get me the fuck out of here!

[Then a series of loud 'thud's as the voice becomes more frantic.]

Right now!

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[is this a moan or a sigh? we just don't know.]

Maybe we even had a SUPERHERO TEAM-UP at one point!

...I'm not so sure about that.

Well, we could have one NOW!

Oh yeah, let's just have a party with Aquaman in my grave, why not!

But what if I brought SPOOKY HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS?

[So maybe this isn't the best way to cheer Jovan up...]

Just to make it FESTIVE!

[Arthur. Arthur, no.]

Yeah, sure--AFTER YOU DIG ME UP FIRST!

DON'T WORRY! The SILVERFISH SHOULD FIND YOU SOON! They say they're REALLY CLOSE! I've just been trying to KEEP YOUR SPIRITS UP until they do!

[...is Jovan still alone in that coffin?]

...I think I'm starting to run out of air in here.

OKAYOKAYWHATEVERYOUDODON'TPANICI'MCOMINGITHINKTHEYKNOWWHEREYOUAREJUSTHOLDON!

[Arthur is nothing but smooth and calm and collected as there's the sound of screeching tires in the background.]

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