[audio] one-man wooden box dirt party!!!

[grannyfucker]

[HEY LOOK, isn't that the number of that one douchebag who died a few weeks ago?? I hope you guys are ready for your daily dose of creepy audio posts, because this one starts with the sound of scratching on wood and some heavy breathing. Soon enough, though, the scratching becomes more erratic and the breathing heavier and louder--and then it's just full blown wheezing.]

Somebody...somebody get me the fuck out of here!

[Then a series of loud 'thud's as the voice becomes more frantic.]

Right now!

Comments

[originaloddcouple]

Oh, well you should it's a really good movie!

[grannyfucker]

Oh sure, let me just pull my DVD PLAYER OUT AND PUT IT IN RIGHT NOW!

[originaloddcouple]

Maybe you should get out of there first?

Plus, if you haven't seen it, I can't think of why you'd be buried with it...

[grannyfucker]

[This is a primal scream that slowly morphs into hysterical crying.

why are you doing this to him. WHY.]