[audio] one-man wooden box dirt party!!!

[grannyfucker]

[HEY LOOK, isn't that the number of that one douchebag who died a few weeks ago?? I hope you guys are ready for your daily dose of creepy audio posts, because this one starts with the sound of scratching on wood and some heavy breathing. Soon enough, though, the scratching becomes more erratic and the breathing heavier and louder--and then it's just full blown wheezing.]

Somebody...somebody get me the fuck out of here!

[Then a series of loud 'thud's as the voice becomes more frantic.]

Right now!

Comments

[audio]

[grannyfucker]

Oh yeah, let me just pop up and check the cross-streets for you! You think I have any idea?

[audio]

[scarlet_devil]

If you're going to be like that, perhaps I should leave you there.

[Not that she'll be much help, since she has no idea where he might be.]

[audio]

[grannyfucker]

No! No, don't--don't leave me here!

Re: [audio]

[scarlet_devil]

I won't. I simply have no way of finding you, I'm no detective.

[audio]

[grannyfucker]

Well that's not very much help then, is it?!