greenisthenewblack: (uh-huh)
greenisthenewblack ([personal profile] greenisthenewblack) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth 2014-09-23 02:11 pm (UTC)

I can't say murder's on the list, no. Not as far as I remember, anyway.

Assault, grand larceny, destruction of property, and conspiring to take over the world? Oh yeah. I could recite my booking number, if you'd like. Well, one of them. I don't know how many times I've been arrested, but I was wanted in at least eleven countries.

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