[Video, just before the cultist thing]

[italktofish]

[So the video feed opens, and there's...Elvis. The biggest, most muscular Elvis anyone's ever seen. He's stretching the seams of the rented white sequined jumpsuit. He's got a black pompadour that's quite obviously a wig, giant Elvis sunglasses...and a bright blonde beard. No points for guessing who THIS is. He looks a bit dejected.]

Those cultists didn't fall for my disguise so I could SNEAK IN to their NEFARIOUS CONFERENCE! Can you BELIEVE that?

I had a FAKE ID and everything!

[And he flashes the Network a somewhat crappy fake drivers' license with a picture of him in this getup and the name 'Nick Papageorgio.']

...not that I had much TIME to get a DECENT fake together...I think I should get my MONEY back from that guy!

Comments

[italktofish]

SURE! I was just in a RUSH that last time--I had to act fast to try to get in!

[onecream_fivesugar]

Don't worry about it, there's always next time.

[italktofish]

I'll be OUTRAGEOUSLY PREPARED for the next DASTARDLY CULTIST MEETING!

[onecream_fivesugar]

I have complete and utter faith that you will be, Agent Suede!