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[shortspoken]

[ Ellie isn't used to making big important announcements. Or posting to the network at large. Still, she's going to do her best! ]

They're moving Project Jump.

[ That probably needs more explanation, doesn't it. Ughhhhhh words ]

The machine they were hiding, I mean. Thunder Corp will be moving it outside the city tomorrow.
Somebody should probably think about stopping them. With the number of armed guards they're sending, it's obviously something important.

[ The message is still missing something. A friendly touch, perhaps? To show she can be trusted? ]

:ヘ)

[ NAILED IT ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

idk but people can be kind of weird. especially when theyre getting mystery smilies with big noses.

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[shortspoken]

It isn't a big nose.
It just has my nose shape. So it isn't a big nose, because I don't have a big nose.

[ MOST OF THE TIME AMIRITE FOLKS ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

Ellie.

you have a big nose.

and the nose on the smiley looks even bigger than your real one.

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[shortspoken]

[ Being like ten years older than Alan, Ellie is obviously going to take the high road here and ]

You have a big mouth. And the face of a five-year old.
You also have the kick strength of a five-year old. Coincidence.

[ oh ok ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

beats having the height of a five year old.

[YEAH HE WENT THERE]

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[shortspoken]

What's it like having the intelligence of a five-year old? Do tell.

[ FUCK U HUNTER AND FUCK YOUR BABYFACE ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

wow rude.

[Because obviously nothing else in this exchange has been. Obviously.]

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[shortspoken]

Really? That's what hurt your feelings?

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[wirsinddiejager]

Im just sick of getting called stupid ok. Its getting really fucking old.

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[shortspoken]

People who aren't me call you stupid?

[ Who are they because she wants to kick them but also subscribe to their newsletters ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

uh yeah all the time.

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[shortspoken]

Why don't you punch them?

[ ????????? ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

you cant punch people over the network.

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[shortspoken]

[ Imagine if you could. What a daring dream. ]

You can hunt them down and then punch them.
Make a day of it. Take your mind off things.

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[wirsinddiejager]

I think people might have a problem with me doing that. besides Ive got more important things to do.

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[shortspoken]

Like...?

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[wirsinddiejager]

like finding the fucking mafia. havent you been paying attention to the network lately those assholes need to be stopped.

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[shortspoken]

Oh. Your crusade.
Still eager to die, then.

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[wirsinddiejager]

wrong. Im not going to die theres way too much shit I need to do.

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[shortspoken]

I thouhgt you of all people would understand that sometimes people die with things left unfinished.
Having "shit to do" won't protect you.

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[wirsinddiejager]

no shit. thats not what I meant. what I meant was that Im going to be careful not to get killed because Ive got shit to do.

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[shortspoken]

What a wonderful reason for living. Consider me told.

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[wirsinddiejager]

well fuck you I dont even care what you think. this is really important to me.