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Who: Melissa and whoever wants to celebrate her birthday!!
When: July 15th
Where: A private room in a bar for the grown up party; Karl's apartment and
What: It's Melissa's birthday! TIME TO PARTY.
Warnings: Stupid, drunk adults. And Melissa in general.

[Melissa usually tries really hard not to focus on the fact that there really are advantages to dating her boss. Mostly because that’s really goddamn weird, when she thinks about it. But said advantages can be nice from time to time, especially when it ends in said boss giving her the day off without her having to ask for it.

So what is she going to do? For the first time in a while, she’s going to not worry about having to hunt anyone down on her birthday. She’s planning on having fun.]

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[It's probably best to just give up.]

I am, you have no id-What-I did not!

Then why are you so anxious about it? [First lesson will be if you don't want to be tease, don't let shit bother you. ...Maybe that'll be the last lesson, actually, so Melissa can still screw with her.]

Maybe because I know I didn't and I don't like being accused of things I didn't do!

[This is a lesson that will take her forever to learn regardless of whether she's taught it or not.]

[There is that.]

Chill, Robyn. You know it's just more fun to make fun of you when you get mad about it, right?

Mad? I'm not mad! I'm just defending myself.

[There's a slight pause before she decides to add in once again.]

I'm not mad.

Say it more. I may start to believe you. [So cute and easy to mess with, Robyn.]

No, really-I'm not!

Yeah, ok. Sure. [this is fun.]

Good.

...Wait really? You believe me?

No, Robyn. I don't.

But why not!?

Because you're still making that face. If you want to convince me, you can't just say it. You have to look it too.

[Don't mind her as she tries to force up a big smile but it just looks creepy and deformed on her annoyed face.]

...Yeah we're going to have to work on that. [She has a pocket mirror she can show you how creepy you look.]

We ar-Woah! Ew gross! I never want to look like that again!

[She's just going to cover her face with her hands for now.]

Good. I don't really want to see it again either.

H-hey! Don't make fun of my face!

But it's just so easy.

That doesn't make it right.

No. But maybe if I do it enough you'll get used to it and won't react. I'm preparing you for the world. Not everyone's as nice as I am.

You know, I'd say something about that but it's your birthday.

[Melissa laughs, just shaking her head a little.] Fine, fine. There's nothing wrong with your face.

Alright, good! I guess there isn't anything wrong with yours either.

Oh please. You wish you had this face. [melissa is not modest.]

Maybe. I mean if I was in the market for faces it might be a good choice.