grannyfucker: (and i ain't afraid to show it)
Jovan Burzek (Nathan Young) ([personal profile] grannyfucker) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-06-24 10:19 pm

[text/video] VEGAS, BABY!

Watch this.

[When the video focuses, it's a slot machine. Jovan's hand reaches into frame to pull the lever, and the three images go spinning until eventually, he lands on triple diamonds.

Then he moves to the next machine over to the left and pulls that lever too. It eventually lands on triple dollar signs.

Next one to the left, he pulls. It lands on triple cherries.

The video moves faster as Jovan yanks on the lever of literally every slot machine in the row. The video is moving too fast now for much to be understood, beyond the fact that he wins every single game. Triple lemons, triple bells, triple sevens, triple dongs, triple Simon Edwards's drunken face...]


I just made more money than most of you will ever see in your entire lifetimes!