Monkey D. Garp (
the_fist) wrote in
savetheearth2014-05-26 03:33 pm
Video; first do you even lift
[There was a pleasant hum coming from Gabriel after he wrote the numbers in steam in his bathroom mirror. Fortunately for the viewer, he was wearing a towel tied around his waist. He made confused sort of expression after he wrote the numbers, looking them over.
A woman's voice called from the other room in portugese--which Gabriel responded to with a grin.]
Jeez, gimme a minute! [He set his hand on his stomach, running his fingertips over his abs with one hand and jamming his other hand's pinky into one nostril with the other. Gabriel was well over 6 feet tall and built like Hercules.]
I dunno where this appetite's comin' from, but it's a good thing it's not doin' damage to the money-maker. [He admired himself with a fairly dull expression. Suddenly, he yelled in portugese again, signalling the beginning of an argument very few people were going to understand.]
A woman's voice called from the other room in portugese--which Gabriel responded to with a grin.]
Jeez, gimme a minute! [He set his hand on his stomach, running his fingertips over his abs with one hand and jamming his other hand's pinky into one nostril with the other. Gabriel was well over 6 feet tall and built like Hercules.]
I dunno where this appetite's comin' from, but it's a good thing it's not doin' damage to the money-maker. [He admired himself with a fairly dull expression. Suddenly, he yelled in portugese again, signalling the beginning of an argument very few people were going to understand.]

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[A beat.]
It... ain't exactly what I signed up for when I moved back here, I'll say that much.
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Wait, you signed up for this?
[Spying on him? Sure, he was hot stuff, but--]
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... It's a figure of speech, bro.
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[His best answer.]
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