savetheearth | Adventure 29

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Adventure 29 | [Video]

[So the video feed opens, and unsurprisingly, it's Arthur in front of a tank of fish. He looks unusually serious.]

So, guys, I kind of got to thinking...SERIOUSLY thinking...

[Wait, what? Arthur's been thinking?]

And you know, there are some things in life, you just take for GRANTED! But then one day, your bus gets stuck in traffic, and you've just got to WONDER! Thinking kind of hard on things you've just accepted for YEARS! I mean, stuff I've just gone with ALL MY LIFE! And, well...

[There's a long, dramatic pause before he continues.]

How much luggage could you REALLY bring on a THREE HOUR TOUR, anyway?

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Yeah! And hamsters and gerbils get those cool plastic tube mazes. But things like fish or lizards just sit in boring old tanks.

[Which leads her to one conclusion.]

They should make more stuff for scaly pets.

They SHOULD! It's some kind of...SPECIESISM!

Hey!

[She just had an idea.]

Maybe you should! You could develop a line of accessories and things for scaly pets. Like a side business!

That's an OUTRAGEOUS idea! And I can even TALK DIRECTLY TO MY POTENTIAL CLIENTELE! And I bet Granny would help make little hats for them, too!

Oh my gosh that would be so cute! I don't know about other people, but I'd totally buy little hats.

And if YOU might, OTHERS MIGHT TOO!

Absolutely! Oh, you should totally do this.

Looks like I might have an OUTRAGEOUS SIDE BUSINESS on my hands for sure!

Let me know when you get it up and running. I'll definitely buy something.

[For that pet she doesn't have....

Yet.

Actually, little hats are a great excuse o buy a pet.]