Adventure 29 | [Video]

[italktofish]

[So the video feed opens, and unsurprisingly, it's Arthur in front of a tank of fish. He looks unusually serious.]

So, guys, I kind of got to thinking...SERIOUSLY thinking...

[Wait, what? Arthur's been thinking?]

And you know, there are some things in life, you just take for GRANTED! But then one day, your bus gets stuck in traffic, and you've just got to WONDER! Thinking kind of hard on things you've just accepted for YEARS! I mean, stuff I've just gone with ALL MY LIFE! And, well...

[There's a long, dramatic pause before he continues.]

How much luggage could you REALLY bring on a THREE HOUR TOUR, anyway?

Comments

[moreweaponsthanyou]

It's not really worrying, more like being prepared for the worst.

[italktofish]

And if the worst never happens, you've prepared for NOTHING!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

I am totally prepared for nothing to have happened. Completely prepared.

[italktofish]

Not even DISAPPOINTED that all the PARANOIA AND WORRY was for naught?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Not even. I only feel relief.

[italktofish]

That doesn't seem BORING?

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Nope. And did you know too much excitement all the time can lead to heart attacks, anxiety and other health problems.

[italktofish]

HAH! I don't have ANY OF THOSE THINGS, and I FEED off of that kind of excitement!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Er...no one needs those things. They're in fact bad for you.

[italktofish]

HAH! A little DANGER never hurt ANYONE!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

That's not really little. You can die from those things.

[italktofish]

Hey, I have SUPERHEROIC INVULNERABILITY! I take a LOT of killing!

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Lucky you. I certainly don't have that though. And neither do most people.

[italktofish]

Well, that means that I just have to be SUPERHEROIC for the REST OF YOU!