Adventure 29 | [Video]

[italktofish]

[So the video feed opens, and unsurprisingly, it's Arthur in front of a tank of fish. He looks unusually serious.]

So, guys, I kind of got to thinking...SERIOUSLY thinking...

[Wait, what? Arthur's been thinking?]

And you know, there are some things in life, you just take for GRANTED! But then one day, your bus gets stuck in traffic, and you've just got to WONDER! Thinking kind of hard on things you've just accepted for YEARS! I mean, stuff I've just gone with ALL MY LIFE! And, well...

[There's a long, dramatic pause before he continues.]

How much luggage could you REALLY bring on a THREE HOUR TOUR, anyway?

Comments

Voice

[mimicery]

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You are the weirdest person I have ever met. Are you sure you're not hyped up on sugar again? It sure sounds like you are!

Voice

[italktofish]

Young lady, I can GUARANTEE YOU I'm not HYPED UP ON SUGAR!

Voice

[mimicery]

Oh yeah?

Then prove it to me! Prove it that you aren't!

Voice

[italktofish]

I WILL!

[There is a very long pause.]

...HOW, exactly, am I supposed to do THAT?!

Voice

[mimicery]

I don't know!

That's your job, not mine! Just prove to me that you're not really hyper or just insane!

Voice

[italktofish]

Well, if you don't know HOW, then how am I supposed to prove it in a way you'd BELIEVE?

Voice

[mimicery]

[She thought about that for a bit]

Just anything would work. Just tell me that you're not this hyper and loud!

Voice

[italktofish]

But I'm NOT HYPER AND LOUD! I am PERFECTLY NORMAL! For me!

Voice

[mimicery]

See! This is what I meant!

You're just too loud and hyper!

Voice

[italktofish]

Maybe YOU just aren't prepared to deal with OUTRAGEOUSNESS!

Voice

[mimicery]

Then how do I deal with such OUTRAGEOUSNESS, good sir?

Voice

[italktofish]

Just GO WITH THE FLOW!

Voice

[mimicery]

And if I say no?

[5..4..3..2..1....!]

Voice

[italktofish]

Well, if you say no, I think you might need to hear something HEROICALLY ROUSING!

[Careful, he's about to break out the Rousing song of Heroism...]

Voice

[mimicery]

[Oh god why!]

Don't you even start! If you do, I'm hanging on you!

Voice

[italktofish]

[TOO LATE, he's singing.]

Voice

[mimicery]

[Is he really serious?!]

I told you to stop! Stop singing already! You're hurting my ears!

Voice

[italktofish]

[He is OUTRAGEOUSLY serious.]

Oh, come on, now! You just need to loosen up! Live a little!

Voice

[mimicery]

Now you're being rude! Rude, rude, rude! Why won't you listen and stop already?!

Voice

[italktofish]

You know, you're TOO YOUNG to get all worked up and GRUMPY like that!

[So he guesses from the sound of the voice.]

Voice

[mimicery]

And you think I care? How wonderful of you to be so observant like that!

[Wait for it...!]

Voice

[italktofish]

Hey, I'm OUTRAGEOUSLY observant!

[And immune to kids throwing fits; comes with the school bus driver territory.]

Voice

[mimicery]

And guess what?

It's your fault that your stupid observant thing made me get another stupid echo!

Voice

[italktofish]

What sort of Echo might THAT be?

Voice

[mimicery]

That's none of your business! You figure it out!