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[believing_heart]

Does anyone have any experience building doghouses? Really, really, really BIG doghouses? I need something flame-retardant. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT, PLEASE RESPOND ASAP.

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[shineonyou]

is your dog on fire
cuz i uh
don't think a dog house will help with that, man.

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[believing_heart]

Yeah, but I think he's a wolf.

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[shineonyou]

is he still on fire

[phoenix_temple]

Lucy. Why do you need a flame-retardant dog house?

[believing_heart]

Because a big wolf made of fire is living in my back yard and he won't leave. I think he might be mine.

[phoenix_temple]

Has he set anything on fire so far?

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[featherduster]

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i think the proper term for what you're looking for is "dragon houses"

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[believing_heart]

Do they really make something like that?

Do you know where I can get a dragon house, then?

[featherduster]

i'm not really much of a dragon owner, sorry. i stick to goldfish.

the local fire department might know, though. in fact i would definitely ring them up.

... nothing is on fire, right?

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[mimicery]

Or you can just surround the dog and doghouse in a wading pool. Problem solved.

[Because really? Really?]

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[believing_heart]

I'm really worried about what might happen if it starts raining or if he gets wet. What if his flame goes out and he ends up dying?

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[youngestone]

what

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[believing_heart]

I don't know, he was already here when I got home.

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[onecream_fivesugar]

Really big fireproof doghouses?

Lucy, did I miss something? Because it sounds like I missed something.

Something really big, fiery, and potentially really cool! What happened?

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[believing_heart]

I found him in my back yard after school today!

[Attached is an image of a fire-wolf with a huge horn protruding from its forehead. It's easily five feet tall.]

I'm worried he might get extinguished, though, if it rains! I'm not sure what to do.

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[disdainfully]

What size do you mean by "Big"?

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[believing_heart]

He's almost as tall as I am!

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[nowi_wins]

You got a giant flaming dog!?!?
That's AWESOME!
You are so lucky!

[Not seeing a downside here.]

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[believing_heart]

I think technically he's a wolf. Except... he's really big and has a horn, too. So I'm really not sure what he is.

Do they have anything like this from the place the other-you came from?

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[saviorsoul]

[ Lucy's initial message confuses Alexi well enough, but as she gets more into the capslock letters, that confusions changes into anxiety and worry. Is she in danger? ]

lucy what's going on

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[believing_heart]

There's a flaming wolf in my back yard.

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[anequal]

i can't help you with the firedog house but it sounds like big pets are getting popular around here, huh

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[believing_heart]

Yes! I just wish there was an easier way to take care of them. I really don't want wolfgod attracting any attention from the neighbors, but... it probably can't be helped.

[dragon_blossom]

omg you got the fire dog

[believing_heart]

Yeah, do you remember him??

[Attached is a photo of Rayearth, majestically laying down in Lucy's back yard, looking rather nonplussed.]