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[orumad]

shrimp
flaked coconut
jalapenos
ground cumin
oil oil oil

[ There's a few dots, like she's been tapping the marker against the page. ]

So yesterday, I had this stupid string of numbers stuck in my head. I don't do math, so what the fuck, right? And they just kept repeating and repeating and they just would NOT shut up. I put them into my phone, and I find this.

I've kinda been watching.

[ There's more dots, and a horribly drawn little flower. ]

Still not entirely convinced this isn't some fucked-up delusional shit. But if I'm delusional, I guess that makes all of you crazy too.

Does everything on this page show up?

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[reckless_fire]

Actually, I think that'd make us your delusions, wouldn't it?

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[orumad]

Quiet, Delusion A. You know I don't like being corrected.

[reckless_fire]

Yeah, I know. But you should know by now that I'm the pain in the ass delusion that never does what it's told.

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[amberhearted]

Yeah everything does. Are you making jalapeno shrimp poppers?

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[orumad]

Coconut shrimp and southwestern egg rolls. Snack type stuff.

[text; ipad]

[amberhearted]

Sounds good. Check out the statue exhibit if it's still up for proof this stuff is real

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[steelettos]

( lina draws a little smiling sun over that flower. )

Yes, it does. A shopping list for dinner?

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[orumad]

[ And to that, Dahlia adds a terrible looking bird. ]

Party. Or sorta-party. Gathering thing.

( handwritten ) gdit dw

[steelettos]

( she attempts to draw a bear beside the flower. )

Sounds like fun. And a much better distraction from all the weirdness that's been happening.

Have you read the information post on the network already?

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[hollowleg]

sounds like a grocery list. Coconut shrimp?

uh right so thats a yes, we can see everything.

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[orumad]

Good eye. Still looking for a recipe for the right kind of dipping sauce.

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[northless]

...yep.

Maybe you should put your grocery list somewhere else.

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[orumad]

Should I be worried that someone has nefarious plans for my food?

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

[because a delusion needs just a little more craziness to make it rock. also this blond has a deep voice and is sitting in a dimly light room complete with a white leather couch and what looks like a fantasy suit of armor holding a tray of drinks.]

Welcome to the secret number club. It may be a delusion though I think I'll wait for pink elephants before I declare it one.

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[orumad]

[ HOLY CRAP there's video and sound coming out of her paper. She's going to squint because... you. ]

I want heffalumps and woozles.

I think I know you.

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[deathcough]

Cumin. I'm 5 and totally laughed, I'm not even sorry lol.

Don't worry I'm still not completely convinced this isn't some cult, or that there isn't something in the water making us crazy and delusional. But at east you're not alone in being crazy?? Bright side.

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[orumad]

Cumin is serious business. And so is cumming.

If it's a cult, who's the leader? Do we have to get naked with them? I'm not drinking any Kool-Aid, that's for damn sure.

( text: tablet. )

[jests]

I'd recommend a spicy orange sauce, or even pineapple.

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[orumad]

I was thinking pineapple myself. Excellent call, faceless text stranger.

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[11ady]

Indeed it does.

That's...a lot of oil.

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[orumad]

A lot of frying to do. May even make some fried chicken, but I'm trying to stick to hors d'ouevres and finger food stuff.

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[abidan]

I think the "mass delusion" idea was scrapped a while ago, actually.

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[orumad]

Of course. I hate being behind the curve. So what's the fresh idea?

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[wastingtime]

Anything tied to the numbers, as I understand.

[orumad]

Good to know. Wonder what else I could put this string of numbers into.