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[yerawizarderi]

[The feed comes on, showing none other than Eri--however something looks... off about him. He looks zoned out, like his eyes aren't focused and nearly zombie-like. It takes a moment, but then he starts talking, his voice oddly monotone compared to his usually very dramatic way of speaking.]

I'm Eri Ampora and I hawe a disgustin' crush on Tom Felton. It was 'cos of this crush on him and Draco Malfoy that I discowered my interest in men.

[Well... isn't that insightful?]

An' I got a poster of his face abowe my bed. As well as a shit load of Harry Potter paraphernalia litterin' my bedroom. I wish I was a wizard, and I cried on my elewenth birthday because I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts.

[SURE IS WEIRD HE'S SAYING ALL OF THIS, HMMMMM HOW EERIE.]

My dad and I watch that shit bloody religiously sometimes, dedicatin' full days to watchin' all the mowies in a row, and sometimes he hugs me afterwards and I lowe it.

[Okay this shit is getting downright embarrassing. But Eri still seems like some dazed zombie, spilling all of these deets for no inexplicable reason.]

I think Octawia's hot as hell, and so's Alan. I'm pretty grateful that I was able to kiss them at Alan's party, I think about that a lot, actually. That and the fact I'm a bloody wirgin.

[Well that sure was enlightening, but he doesn't seem to be coming to from whatever is happening to him. Perfect time to needle him for more embarrassing deets, right? Right. Except there's one last thing he does, that really makes it obvious something is up, beyond everything else, Eri is ending this with a swift punch... to his own face. Yep.]

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[drama8om8]

[ Octavia is literally crying because she's laughing so hard. This is the best thing. The actual fucking best. SHE DEMANDED EMBARRASSING SECRETS AND GOD DAMN DID ERI DELIVER. ]

Wow. That was super enlightening. Why don't you finish this by putting on the most embarrassing outfit you own? Then I'll get on out of your tiny unpalatable little brain. I promise!

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[yerawizarderi]

[Aaaaand he'll be getting up to head to his closet to put on this little number, as well as a Slytherin scarf, and a pair of Harry Potter glasses in place of his usual hipster ones. And lets not forget those pants he's wearing that are green and silver striped: Slytherin colors and what not. Those were probably even custom ordered. NERRRDDDD. He stands in front of the feed for Octavia's viewing pleasure, what a fucking disaster.]

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[wirsinddiejager]

[OCTAVIA WHY. Not that it's not satisfying to see Eri so thoroughly humiliated, but. WHY.]

Thanks for sharing, man. Really, that must have been a huge load off your back.

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[yerawizarderi]

[Fortunately for Eri, by the time he's getting to these other replies, he's in control of himself. And. God is he EVER mortified! His face is flushed purple he's so embarrassed! (Gotta love that alien blood color)]

Fuck you, you fuckin' know I didn't do this on my own!

[He's basically FROTHING.]

You were in on this weren't you!?

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[dragon_blossom]

Okay, but seriously, this can't be a ghost possessing you for something this particular, so who's mind controlling you?

[ She sure sounds composed but Marina spent like ten minutes laughing to herself before even turning on her own response. ]

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[yerawizarderi]

[With Eri having full control once again, he's able to answer this uqestion simply enough!]

OCTAWIA!

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[charcoalfeather]

[Well...

this was a thing.]

Uh, you okay?

[Please note that she's this close to breaking into fits of laughter.]

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[yerawizarderi]

[Now without Octavia controlling him, he looks 100% less zombified.]

Do I fuckin' LOOK okay!? Fuck off!

[Yeah he's. Just really humiliated and angry right now, nothing personal!]

[mood2wiingiing]

beautiful. best use of mind control 10/10.

[yerawizarderi]

FUCK OFF

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[shineonyou]

Ain't no one's gonna fault you for that, bro. Embrace it, man. Show your pride!

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[yerawizarderi]

What the gibberish fuck are you goin' on about!? I didn't do this of my own wolition, I ain't embracin' SHIT.

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[occasus]

what

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[yerawizarderi]

fuckin NOTHIN
pretend you nevver heard ANY A THIS

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[waltharius]

Oh, I wonder who this could be...

[ He's deadpanning at this display. That twitching at the corners of his mouth? JUST YOUR IMAGINATION. Walter is taking this 100% seriously. ]

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[yerawizarderi]

Yeah I'm sure it's so fuckin' hard to imagine who.

[Look who is free of the mind control! Woooo. But now he's just COMPLETELY PISSED OFF.]

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[sjokolade]

...Uh...that's a little TMI don't you think?

But at least you're being honest though!

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[yerawizarderi]

believve me i wwouldnt be sharin this shit if not for bein mind controlled
so just
disregard it all

[wonk]

also u think u feel like another round of clown makeup

but this time u gotta paint over wizard shit 2

except make sure its the uncoolest wizrd shit bc ur the uncoollest person

*uncoolest

[yerawizarderi]

jump off a bridge you twwat

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[oncedevil]

[After a good several minutes of laughing so hard his sides hurt, it's impossible to not say something to this. Though the blank zombified look and monotone voice are a little creepy, come to think of it.]

Well now, isn't that nice? You know, dude, not sure if this is the best outlet for your coming out, but congratulations or something? Anything else you're dying to share with the class?

[Tony don't be an ass.]

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[yerawizarderi]

I came out a long fuckin' time ago, I'm kinda past that shit. So fuck off with your sarcastic bullshit, I ain't got the fuckin' patience for this.

[Eri straight up looks like he could strangle puppies right now. Do you really wanna be an ass to him, Tony? Do you really?]

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[earnedmystripes]

[.......]

Is mind control how all teenagers solve their problems, now?

[IN HIS DAY PEOPLE DEALT WITH THESE THINGS WITH GOOD OLD-FASHIONED FISTICUFFS /shakes cane at etc.]

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[yerawizarderi]

Fuckin' apparently!

[Eri is so mad he could scream!!! But he's choosing not to. Though, he is yelling at everyone.]

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[sixpetals]

[Yep, she sure does spend like ten minutes laughing hysterically in her room. And another few minutes to work herself up to this reply:]

omg isn't draco soooooo sexy??? i wish i had a poster like that you're super lucky!!!11

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[yerawizarderi]

[Oh. This. Isn't what he was expecting to see. He definitely was expecting more mockery or people bitching about TMI and shit.]

uh
yeah he is obvviously
and im sure you could find a poster like the one i got somewwhere like on ebay

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I think you should be using a personal diary for this, not the network.

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[yerawizarderi]

i think you should go fuck yourself because to anyone wwith a wworking BRAIN they could tell somethin wwas UP
but no clearly i just wwanted to dump all a my personal secrets on evveryone on the netwwork
thats obvviously the answwer

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[gobybessie]

This is getting out of hand.

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[yerawizarderi]

You bloody think so?

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[decelerate]

dude.

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[yerawizarderi]

[OF ALL PEOPLE. WHY. WHY!?]

octavvia wwas mind controllin me
fuckin god PLEASE just disregard evverythin i fuckin said