[After a good several minutes of laughing so hard his sides hurt, it's impossible to not say something to this. Though the blank zombified look and monotone voice are a little creepy, come to think of it.]

Well now, isn't that nice? You know, dude, not sure if this is the best outlet for your coming out, but congratulations or something? Anything else you're dying to share with the class?

[Tony don't be an ass.]