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[pheromonecoffee]

Not going to be in school for a week. Sick. Incredibly bored. Starting to miss homework. Send help immediately, preferably in the form of Netflix recs.

[Matt is incredibly mature. He's staying home for a while from the sheer stress of his life currently. His aunt and uncle insisted after he started taking Advil like it was candy.]

Proposed the idea of numbers club bake sale. It makes us look friendly, right? Donate money to charity? Win/Win????

[Lily liked the idea at least. And last but not least, an attached image. Matt in a lobster costume. This was last Saturday, at the busiest mall in the city.]

In case you missed it. I'm sorry, friends. I have failed. I am going to die. Blame Sasha and Emil. They have doomed me.

Comments

[dragon_blossom]

bake sale sounds good maybe we can find a way to do it here too

but um sorry you were doomed? is someone gonna boil you?

[pheromonecoffee]

Trans-continental bake sale. Good plan.

I was attempting to avoid becoming a human sacrifice.

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[dead_black_eyes]

Watch Blackfish, Matthias.

[dragon_blossom]

??? please explain you are making no sense again

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[anequal]

i can rec you video games and books. i can def get my girlfriend to send me a list of movies to send you.

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[pheromonecoffee]

[He never thought someone using his full name would be weird. That's what everyone called him back home, anyway.]

Watched it. Poor orcas :(

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[pheromonecoffee]

Haven't played a new video game in a while. Try me.

[pheromonecoffee]

It's my tortured fevered mind.

It's too late for me..........

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[dead_black_eyes]

Submarine is really good, too. Welsh. Stark palette, striking use of reds and blues to tell a story about depression and redemption. It's a good movie for kids who think they're very mature and world-weary.

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[pheromonecoffee]

How about kids trying to avoid headaches?

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[dead_black_eyes]

Vicodin. I'm recommending that a lot lately.

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[pheromonecoffee]

Legally. It's not that bad. Just... Often. I just need to keep myself distracted.

[anequal]

[i am too lazy to write out games he sends matt like a list of steam smoke downloads and whatever new game he owns and can lend]

[pheromonecoffee]

You're a life saver. I think I would've died without you.

[dragon_blossom]

dont die until im back from vegas it would be rude not to attend your funeral but im not buying a plane ticket for it either

[pheromonecoffee]

No it's too late...

Remember me as the charming, dashing man I once was, not the feeble child I am now...

Don't cry for me....

Avenge me.

Rosebud.

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[orangehoodie]

are you okay?

[anequal]

what are friends for? if you're missing homework, i can talk to your teachers and have them give me copies of your notes and homework.

[pheromonecoffee]

It was an exaggeration. Do not give me homework. You will make me worse.

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[pheromonecoffee]

I'll be fine. Sorry I'm missing our session.

[dragon_blossom]

well first i need to know what the fuck im avenging you against

the state of maine?

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[orangehoodie]

it's okay! don't worry about it. you shouldn't be staring at a screen like this though, if you're sick.

[anequal]

don't be weak now. relax, i won't bring you any.

what's up, anyway? a cold?

[hungryhunter]

U CANT DIE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[abhero]

WOW DUDE DON'T TURN PEOPLE AGAINST ME

[Also, have a bunch of links for some hilariously bad movies and all the seasons of "it's always sunny in philadelphia" or whatever this world's equivalent is.]