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[pheromonecoffee]

Not going to be in school for a week. Sick. Incredibly bored. Starting to miss homework. Send help immediately, preferably in the form of Netflix recs.

[Matt is incredibly mature. He's staying home for a while from the sheer stress of his life currently. His aunt and uncle insisted after he started taking Advil like it was candy.]

Proposed the idea of numbers club bake sale. It makes us look friendly, right? Donate money to charity? Win/Win????

[Lily liked the idea at least. And last but not least, an attached image. Matt in a lobster costume. This was last Saturday, at the busiest mall in the city.]

In case you missed it. I'm sorry, friends. I have failed. I am going to die. Blame Sasha and Emil. They have doomed me.

Comments

[pheromonecoffee]

It's my tortured fevered mind.

It's too late for me..........

[dragon_blossom]

dont die until im back from vegas it would be rude not to attend your funeral but im not buying a plane ticket for it either

[pheromonecoffee]

No it's too late...

Remember me as the charming, dashing man I once was, not the feeble child I am now...

Don't cry for me....

Avenge me.

Rosebud.

[dragon_blossom]

well first i need to know what the fuck im avenging you against

the state of maine?

[pheromonecoffee]

idk yet. I'll tell you from beyond the grave.

It will be amazing and life changing.

[dragon_blossom]

okay i would like to know what happens after death if you meet god say hi to him for me

[pheromonecoffee]

If it helps my past self lived on borrowed time and then became a seal.

Not the cute arctic kind.

[dragon_blossom]

damn that is probably better than turning into

whatever kind of seal he was

[pheromonecoffee]

Yeah probably it didn't sound really nice when Ken explained it.

[dragon_blossom]

well good luck just going to heaven instead

[pheromonecoffee]

I have the Greek personification of Death in my head. I doubt heaven is my destination.

[dragon_blossom]

death happens to everyone doesnt mean youre going to hell

[pheromonecoffee]

Comforting?

[dragon_blossom]

no one likes eternal torment right?

[pheromonecoffee]

What if there isn't a hell.

[dragon_blossom]

then church has lots of explaining to do

[pheromonecoffee]

Sounds complicated.

[dragon_blossom]

you dont know the half of it

[pheromonecoffee]

My grandparents were super religious. I grew up around it. Believe me, I do.

[dragon_blossom]

oh good we can commiserate a little then

[pheromonecoffee]

I wouldn't say that. I haven't gone to church in ten years. I just remember it.

[dragon_blossom]

well i still kinda want to go to church just not the one i go to

[pheromonecoffee]

Then switch? Spirituality is different for everyone.

[dragon_blossom]

thats pretty hard while im in locke city or at least while i live with my parents

[pheromonecoffee]

Tell them you have the right to explore your own beliefs and that being forced to stay in a particular situation has been shown to make kids more rebellious :|b