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[pheromonecoffee]

Not going to be in school for a week. Sick. Incredibly bored. Starting to miss homework. Send help immediately, preferably in the form of Netflix recs.

[Matt is incredibly mature. He's staying home for a while from the sheer stress of his life currently. His aunt and uncle insisted after he started taking Advil like it was candy.]

Proposed the idea of numbers club bake sale. It makes us look friendly, right? Donate money to charity? Win/Win????

[Lily liked the idea at least. And last but not least, an attached image. Matt in a lobster costume. This was last Saturday, at the busiest mall in the city.]

In case you missed it. I'm sorry, friends. I have failed. I am going to die. Blame Sasha and Emil. They have doomed me.

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[pheromonecoffee]

Do not become a shish kebab for the sake of ending my boredom, friend.

[anequal]

at least if something happens i can probably convince her to heal me

bros are important too

[pheromonecoffee]

Heal you, huh? I've got a friend who can do that.

[anequal]

there tends to be a whole lot of healers around here.

how's your friend's healing work, assuming it's not the same person?

[pheromonecoffee]

Same way as my stuff works. Shoot yourself in the head, giant monster comes out, magic happens.

[anequal]

that is unnecessarily morbid every time i hear about it. and the age?

[pheromonecoffee]

Five years younger than me. It sucks.

[anequal]

[he does the math]

he's thirteen...

[it doesn't make him happy. his best friend was thirteen. and as much as marzio acted fine and made fun of him, the memories of titans were never pleasant. for a kid to have to shoot himself in order to fight...]

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[pheromonecoffee]

I don't like it but he doesn't listen to me when I tell him not to do things. I'm not his brother or his dad or anything, you know? Between him and the eleven year old I'm connected to I am beginning to think Minato had a child army around him.

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[anequal]

as a member of a past actual child army i hope you don't discover that he actually did have one

how's he holding up?

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[pheromonecoffee]

He's too serious. He's gonna make himself sick at this rate.

[Minato, you're the one making himself sick.]

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[anequal]

Not going to be in school for a week. Sick.

actually i think you're the one who should worry.

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[pheromonecoffee]

I'll be fine. I'm just tired.

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[anequal]

being a human sacrifice potential sounds stressful and tiring?

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[pheromonecoffee]

I can handle that part.

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[anequal]

you made your child army cry with the release of said information?

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[pheromonecoffee]

Sort of yeah.

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[anequal]

sucks. before marzio moved i kept worrying he or i'd find out about either of our past lives dying, so i sort of get you.

you sure you're ok though? child army aside?

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[pheromonecoffee]

Yeah, I'll be fine. This bed thing is mostly for my aunt.

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[anequal]

if you say so. well, you take care of yourself now

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[pheromonecoffee]

Already on it.

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[anequal]

my good man.

all right i'm out of class i'll be there in 30 once i get home and grab the stuff

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[pheromonecoffee]

Thanks. I appreciate it.

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[anequal]

i got your back

[matt will have enough games to last him several weeks]