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[epimethean]

1. I'm starting to think it might be a good idea to see what is or isn't going on in Las Vegas, if anyone wants to come. I'm not flying, so probably we'll drive, or go by train, or something. It's going to be terrible but I don't want to kick up a fuss at the airport. If you want to come, eighteen years old or with parental permission, please, let's all have some common sense.

2. Is there anyone at all good at...I don't know. Electrical rigging. Wiring. Plugs and adapters and things. Making plugs and adapters and things fit into sockets they wouldn't ordinarily fit into, I suppose.

3. Vaguely related to #2. What happens when you're starting to think you weren't exactly human? I mean. At least, not entirely. Jury's still out on that one.

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[italktofish]

Well, yeah! It looked really lonely out there on my butt all alone! So then I had it put in a tiny solar system, but that didn't seem like enough!

[Please keep in mind that most of these decisions were made while wasted, Wheatley. This is important.]

[epimethean]

[Yeah he sort of figures.]

Are you--what do you think you're going to add to it? I mean, there's certainly--certainly a lot going on, here.

[italktofish]

Well, it was lonely at the time! That's why I had the WOLVES put in!

[epimethean]

You did mention that, yes. That the--that the moon was lonely. And the wolves, apparently, too.

[Are you ready for it here is the awkward

silence.]

I'm not sure I could--sure I could commit to something like that. Just, tattoos in general, not necessarily wolves and moons. I mean, on my body? Forever?

[italktofish]

Well, it seemed like a good idea AT THE TIME! And it's not like I look back there much anyway...

[epimethean]

No, no, I didn't--didn't mean it like that, I sort of--I meant that I'm impressed! That you could--you could do something like that, because I sure wouldn't have the nerve.

[italktofish]

HAH! You could have the nerve for ANYTHING YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO! Even ILL-ADVISED TATTOOS! You've just got to BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!

And if THAT doesn't work, never underestimate THE POWER OF BOOZE!

[epimethean]

[Yeah. Yeah that pretty much explains everything, he thinks.]

Did it--did it hurt? Or do you not--do you not remember.

[italktofish]

I pretty much just woke up the next morning, and THERE IT WAS! And at THAT point, it wasn't my BUTT I was worried about!

[Some hangover, man...]