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[Action - An alley near McDonalds]

[An alleyway a block or two down from the closest McDonald's to Locke High becomes the site of a series of horrified, guttural screams. It's a young boy's voice, shrieking "My head" over and over in between the shouts of agony. It sounds like someone is being murdered. Of course, this is an alleyway rarely crossed, and thus, no one is around to help him. The screams go on and on until they eventually subside, and by the time anyone can get to him, it's already too late.

Connie is curled up in a ball against a chain link fenced, drenched in the water from a nearby puddle. His crumpled form is a pitiful sight, as he sits motionlessly, hands clinging to his skull. His bare, hairless skull. The giant, man-sized brush is no where to be seen, leaving whatever happened to him a total mystery. At least, if you didn't know of his glorious afro beforehand. Anyone who wants to offer him a hand can, but he doesn't look ready to go anywhere any time soon.]

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[A few minutes afterwards, he takes out his phone and addresses the network.]

All of it's gone.

It's all gone, there's nothing left. They took it from me. Everything. Nothing...I'm nothing now...[For the first time ever, the network get's to hear what Connie sounds like when he's not making an ass of himself and joking around. He chokes back a sob.]

What do I do...This is b-bullshit...Why me...?

F-Fro...

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Holy shit what happened.

IT'S ALL GONE, SASH! IT'S...It's all gone...

This thing, it was like a hair brush...and it, it attacked me and...a-and...[Sniffle. This is so traumatic.]

What's all gone though?!

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What happened? What's gone? Mugged, or something? That happened--happened to me once.

N-not quite...There was this thing...and it...

Oh...Oh god, it was horrible. It wasn't human.

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What!? What was it?

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what the fuck are you saying? do you need help?

no o n e cn hlepe me now is ts lar redy bene donei cna t rbreath incant

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[Sam's taking out the garbage after work, at the same store.]

You alright dude?

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[Whimpering quietly.]

Dude...Dude...Just leave me alone, don't look at me...

Dude what happened to the fro?

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[ It looks like this is going to be a long month. Or even longer. People keep making these posts. ]

What happened?

M-Monster...Big, monster hairbrush....

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Ah.

What did it do?

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So you did end up losing your dick through an echo?

[ E L L I E ]

f fu c kyou im seroisu tithis is se rous stpo laughi ng t me im gonan die i icnat br ea th

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Kneel down. Put your head between your knees.
Concentrate on breathing slowly.
Tell me when you've done that and I will resume laughing at you.

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What's gone? Your cash? Your sense of self-esteem? Your dress sense? Your dignity?

A-All of the above...[quietly sobs]

OH MY GOD ARE THE BLOOD KEYS STRIPPING PEOPLE WHEN THEY MUG THEM NOW IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ARE YOU LYING ALONE AND NAKED IN A GUTTER SOMEWHERE IS THAT A THING

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[FLANGEY VOICE] ... Did you just say "bro" or "fro".

Fro...I-I said fro...

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You could get yourself a wig.

[The only thing on camera is Connie's hand giving the middle finger.]

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