Voice - Laptop

[youngestone]

[Those sounds you hear are him unpacking stuff.]

So, uh, anyone wanna bet on Vegas being the next Town of Crazy Numbered Hijinks? I mean, that light looked pretty similar to the stuff that shot up from here a few months ago. Does this mean it's less of a "Locke City" thing and more of a--what the hell.

[More rustling and then he flips the feed to video to show off a sword]

I am getting really tired of finding stuff in places when it wasn't there a week ago. Pulses I can handle. Finding swords in my suitcase or boots under the bed or bows in the closet, not so much. Next it'll be axes in the freezer or something, I swear to God.

[Siiiiigh]

Anyone, d'you think the pink light means it's an Earth thing and not just a Locke City thing?

Comments

[Audio]

[youngestone]

[...point]

No clue.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

There's a homeless man who hangs out in the park who says he's a wizard. Maybe he's numbered and you should talk to him.

[Audio]

[youngestone]

[A pause. Oh L]

I'll wait and see if he winds up on this. Safer that way.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

He's perfectly harmless as long as you stay away when he's holding a paper bag, or avoid talking about aliens. Aliens really upset him.

[Audio]

[youngestone]

Aliens really upset me. Just saying. Still, it's probably safer in a general sense. Someone less harmless might overhear.

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Jefferson Truant, the Vagabond Magician!

...

[Audio]

[youngestone]

[A long pause]

I'll. Keep him in mind.

[No he won't]

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

...so it didn't give you an echo. I guess that's probably not your wizard.

[He sounds. So. Disappointed.]

[Audio]

[youngestone]

Sorry.

[Oh L. You're like that slightly strange yet rather friendly stray cat.]

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

[You should be sorry, oh my God.]

It's OK. I guess.