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Minato Arisato [Matthias "Slut Eyes" Abbot] ([personal profile] pheromonecoffee) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-03-17 10:36 pm

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So we all need a break and some fun right? Anthony and I are going to try to eat an entire cake, and there's a really nice bakery cafe thing on Pine so everyone is also invited to try. I, personally, will take any bets from someone who can finish an entire cake. Any takers?

Also I will be drinking hot sauce and coffee since somebody won't leave me alone about it :|;;;; Who wants to miss that? No one wants to miss that. I'm sure I'll laugh about it in thirty years.

3PM, that one on Pine and 4th.


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No he seriously is waiting there at the cafe for anyone to join him. Because what is stupid adventures without friends?

But the more people come the better it is for the bakery owners, right? Totally. So grab a chair, get some coffee and let us all eat until we are sick. Just be prepared for commentary from the kid.]
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-26 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
That only means something if you don't lie. If you do... well. You see the problem.

And I happen to know that you do lie, or at least present misinformation under the guise of jokes.
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-26 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard alcoholics say they only drink when they want to, as well. This is all subjective and nearly impossible to prove, so I imagine anything you write on this card won't be particularly useful unless you've given someone else the same lies.

Is your name even really "Matt?"
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-26 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

[It's said with the same tone someone might use to humor someone who says there are monsters under his bed.]

Is that why your parents sent you here? Because you lie?
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-26 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
They didn't like that you had a job, or that you dropped your extracurricular activities?
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what you're doing now? Focusing on getting into college? You seem like a serious enough student.
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
The same way we all are? Or is something threatening you specifically that others don't have to worry about?
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I know a boy who's turning into a bird, and another who's basically a shambling corpse. Some people definitely have it worse than others, and I'm just trying to gauge where you stand.
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So it's reasonable to assume that relatively speaking, you aren't in that much danger.
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's almost halfway through the cake! Despite how often L is speaking, his determination doesn't seem to be flagging.]

Assuming you do survive, is college in your future? A lot of numbered people are attending university right now.
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You just seem like you could take it or leave it.
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want to succeed in that path, you should probably try to seem a little less indifferent about college when you talk to the admissions officers. That takes serious dedication that you do not exhibit.
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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The F-word shouldn't even be in your vocabulary if you're seriously going to take on medical school. That's almost a decade of competitive, rigorous training. And you don't know anything about me; I might just be an admissions officer, or someone an admissions officer hired to interview you.

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