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Minato Arisato [Matthias "Slut Eyes" Abbot] ([personal profile] pheromonecoffee) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-03-17 10:36 pm

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So we all need a break and some fun right? Anthony and I are going to try to eat an entire cake, and there's a really nice bakery cafe thing on Pine so everyone is also invited to try. I, personally, will take any bets from someone who can finish an entire cake. Any takers?

Also I will be drinking hot sauce and coffee since somebody won't leave me alone about it :|;;;; Who wants to miss that? No one wants to miss that. I'm sure I'll laugh about it in thirty years.

3PM, that one on Pine and 4th.


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No he seriously is waiting there at the cafe for anyone to join him. Because what is stupid adventures without friends?

But the more people come the better it is for the bakery owners, right? Totally. So grab a chair, get some coffee and let us all eat until we are sick. Just be prepared for commentary from the kid.]
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (A civil servant against this tyrant god)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I know a boy who's turning into a bird, and another who's basically a shambling corpse. Some people definitely have it worse than others, and I'm just trying to gauge where you stand.
dead_black_eyes: "John Allyn Smith Sails" (This is the worst trip I've ever been on)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
So it's reasonable to assume that relatively speaking, you aren't in that much danger.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (If I stop now call me a quitter)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's almost halfway through the cake! Despite how often L is speaking, his determination doesn't seem to be flagging.]

Assuming you do survive, is college in your future? A lot of numbered people are attending university right now.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (I hope I become a ghost)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
You just seem like you could take it or leave it.
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (If his whisper splits the mist)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
If you want to succeed in that path, you should probably try to seem a little less indifferent about college when you talk to the admissions officers. That takes serious dedication that you do not exhibit.
dead_black_eyes: "Who We Are" (It's all uphill from here)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
The F-word shouldn't even be in your vocabulary if you're seriously going to take on medical school. That's almost a decade of competitive, rigorous training. And you don't know anything about me; I might just be an admissions officer, or someone an admissions officer hired to interview you.
dead_black_eyes: "John Allyn Smith Sails" (This is the worst trip I've ever been on)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, sometimes I forget that higher education takes longer for most people.

[Never mind that L's accelerated college career kind of... had a hand in decimating his entire life and making him a dysfunctional human being...]

Do you really think you can commit to that? I'm not challenging it, just... is it really your ambition, and not someone else's?
dead_black_eyes: "Secret Agent Man" (Child you are a bone)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ordinarily, it is.

[Genius privilege is tearing through school way too early, burning out spectacularly, and developing a drug habit. And somehow still being a little haughty about it, go figure.]

Staying alive is every human's goal. An ambition is different. When I was your age, my ambition was everything; I thought about it every second and dreamed about it when I went to sleep. You want people to eat entire cakes...
dead_black_eyes: "Crazy" (Since I was little it looked like fun)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...That's a little better. That actually sounds like you care.
dead_black_eyes: "White Rabbit" (Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes you think I'm judging you? I'm past the halfway point on this cake, and if you're hoping to see me puke, that's more likely to happen in the final dash.
dead_black_eyes: "Bad Romance" (You're a criminal as long as you're mine)

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[personal profile] dead_black_eyes 2014-03-27 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[He slides it across the table.]

It wasn't my intention to exhaust you. Please accept my apologies.