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[Well, here she is, popping up on the network with a bored look on her face. She’s drinking from an oversized cup through a straw. It’s hard to tell where she is but it’s dark and there’s a big light source coming from ahead of her and some loud voices talking and--

Wait, is she? She is! She’s totally using her phone in a movie theater! How rude! At least she's considerate enough to stick to texting though, so she isn't blabbing away.]

This movie is bullshit so guess I'll see what the hell's going on here. yeah yeah i already did all the reading and crap aliens blah blah i got it

[Somebody nearby clears their throat, obviously trying to get the attention of the rude girl texting away during the movie. He just gets a dirty look in return.]

probably would have thought it was just some roleplaying crap but i got this thing

[And she holds up a small letter-opener sized half of a pair of scissors.]

so i guess its legit. so what do we do? go blow up the cops or something?

[Cause that's what these guys are, right? The guys behind all that crazy shit going on in town? To her side, the other theater patron makes another valiant plea for quiet and she turns her attention on him.]

Shut up, this movie sucks anyway.