theearth: (Take on the world!)
Save the Earth Mods ([personal profile] theearth) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-02-22 02:10 pm

PLOT: THE ATTACK ON THE FARMHOUSE

Who: Characters listed under Part 2 of the IC plan.
When: March 9th, Sunday, daylight hours.
Where: The alien’s farmhouse.
What: After several weeks of planning, a group of reincarnates attack the alien’s farmhouse base in the hopes of destroying the alien.
Warnings: Violence.

[ OOC: This is part one of two of Season 1’s finale. The other pertinent plot post.

The following NPCs will be played by mods:
- Skullsy and Moulder.
- The alien.
- The alien's steed.

The rest of the NPCs can be played by players or mods.
- The chimeras: descriptions provided in the Underground team's first thread.
- Sniffer dogs: straight-forward. Besides their altered noses, they attack like regular dogs.
- Corrupt cops: pick one main attribute OR several minor attributes from a domesticated farm animal or an animal that might be found on a farm.
Example:
corrupt cop with one main attribute of a horse: extremely powerful legs that allow the cop to break bones with a single kick, run very quickly, and stand for long periods of time without ache.
corrupt cop with several minor attributes of a horse: teeth that continually grow, horse hearing, and night vision.

Examples of domesticated farm animals: cattle, swine, poultry, rabbits, goats, sheep, horses.
Examples of animals that might be found on a farm: cats, dogs, owls, rats.

Characters who engage the alien in battle will not escape unscathed. If you intend to have your character participate in both the farmhouse attack and Wise Snake’s rampage, please plan accordingly. We will operate on a trust system and may ask for clarification on the logistics of a character’s participation in both if we find it necessary. ]
metalbent: official show art (- bandit. nag nag nag. mocking.)

[personal profile] metalbent 2014-02-23 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
You did so. Doesn't matter if you excluded everyone else, too. We're friends, and friends trade Valentines candy.

[ She's being really stubborn about this, but apparently still considers them friends. You are stuck in this relationship, Toushirou, even though you never asked for it. ]

And I bet you did so eat it.
icy_heavens: (How many times do I have to explain this)

[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-02-23 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Excluding only applies if anybody got anything. Which nobody did, so therefore it doesn't.

[Of course they're still friends. He never thought they weren't friends, for whatever definition of the word. Which again makes him wonder why this candy thing is such a big deal. It's just candy!]

I did not.
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[personal profile] metalbent 2014-02-23 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
What, so you threw away the candy I so generously got for you?

[ ...Is there a way to win? Probably not, when Sophie's sulking. ]

Anyway, that's how it works. I get you candy, you get me candy. It's like the whole point of the holiday.
icy_heavens: (WTF is wrong with you people?)

[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-02-23 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[... He will find a way. Somehow. He's smart. He can do this.]

I didn't say that. And since I don't care about the holiday, why should I care what the point of it is?
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[personal profile] metalbent 2014-02-27 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ ARE YOU SURE, THOUGH, TOUSHIROU. ]

Because I care about the holiday, and therefore you should care enough to give me candy.
icy_heavens: (Giving orders.  Listen for a change.)

[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-02-27 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[YES HE IS SURE THAT HE'S SMART.]

No, you care about stuffing your face with free candy; a holiday has nothing to do with it.

[... Because this is the most intelligent thing to say, clearly.]
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[personal profile] metalbent 2014-02-27 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's friendship candy and you accepted mine so now you have to give me yours!

[ ...Because she made him accept it but DETAILS.

Anyone who has to watch this lead up to the alien battle in the future deserves a lot of pity. ]
icy_heavens: (Lecture mode)

[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-02-27 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
I only took it because you made me.

[So much pity. So very, very much.]
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[personal profile] metalbent 2014-02-27 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but you took it, therefore entering into a contract with me.

[ What is she even talking about right now. ]
icy_heavens: (Not Shirou-chan.  Ever)

[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-02-27 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
That's not valid if it's coerced.

[Is it? He doesn't know. He's just following the thread of the argument here. Hell if he knows what they're talking about anymore.]
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[personal profile] metalbent 2014-02-27 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It is so. You took 'em, you're in the contract.

[ Ridiculousness. They are talking about ridiculousness.
icy_heavens: (Tch.  Whatever.)

[personal profile] icy_heavens 2014-02-28 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
There's no such thing as a contractual obligation to give someone candy.

[Maybe. Even if there is, this sure isn't the time to be arguing about it. And yet here he is. Still arguing.]
metalbent: official comic art (- bandit. nyeh.)

[personal profile] metalbent 2014-03-01 10:22 am (UTC)(link)
You just say that because you're not well-versed in the art of Valentines.

[ Hey, at least they're not arguing about it in the alien battle, where they're all getting gummi-pummeled. ]