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[somesayinfire]

You know what the most fun part about space depression and a brand new job at the city morgue is? It doesn't leave you a whole lot of free time to hang out with some of your biggest, best, and/or only friends.

For everybody new to the numbers club, I'm Brooke. I'm a mortician, and I guess on the side I try to provide services for the undead in our little community. Mostly vampires, some zombies, you know, that kind of thing. I used to be a girl named Terra, a superhero who could move the earth. So if you're looking to break ground on a new house or something, I'd be your woman for that, too.

For everyone else: Any new developments that we're keeping quiet about? Mostly I just see people complaining about Valentine's Day. Did anybody kill anybody else recently? Imagine I'm saying that with the flattest voice possible. Here, I'll use an emoticon. :|

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[somesayinfire]

Oh.

Well, that's a little more problematic. You should've said that in the first place. Still, I'm pretty sure that won't happen maybe. Possibly.

R.I.P. romance.

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[drama8om8]

I h8 my stupid life and literally the only thing even SLIGHTLY accepta8le a8out this is that Alan is 8eing surprisingly cool with it.
Way cooler than *I* am. Wow.

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[somesayinfire]

I'm amazed that anyone is being cooler than you. ;) But hey, it happens. Things'll sort themselves out! For all we know, Eri will just find somebody else to get his weird hatecrush on.

Wait, that's almost just as bad. That puts us all at risk. I don't want to be someone's lightning rod of hate.

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[drama8om8]

8ut 8rooooooooke!!!!!!!!
We are friends. 8uddies! PALS.
Are you honestly saying you couldn't take one for the team? And 8y "take one for the team" I mean "pretend like you are not hells of les8ian and that Eri's dum8 h8-8oner would 8e an attreactive and welcome prospect in your life?"
Come on! You would 8e doing me a solid. No innuendo.

 

(This is a joke and I would not actually expect you to do this.)

 

 

(Unless you're offering.)