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[somesayinfire]

You know what the most fun part about space depression and a brand new job at the city morgue is? It doesn't leave you a whole lot of free time to hang out with some of your biggest, best, and/or only friends.

For everybody new to the numbers club, I'm Brooke. I'm a mortician, and I guess on the side I try to provide services for the undead in our little community. Mostly vampires, some zombies, you know, that kind of thing. I used to be a girl named Terra, a superhero who could move the earth. So if you're looking to break ground on a new house or something, I'd be your woman for that, too.

For everyone else: Any new developments that we're keeping quiet about? Mostly I just see people complaining about Valentine's Day. Did anybody kill anybody else recently? Imagine I'm saying that with the flattest voice possible. Here, I'll use an emoticon. :|

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[vetala]

There was another one. Involving less accidental self-injury. My entire life at this point is basically me waiting for chainsaw related incidents to happen.

[somesayinfire]

Kanti. Do we have to get you a bell? Or is there a nonzero chance that the bell would just turn into a chainsaw.

I'm sorry I've been so busy lately. I wouldn't mind doing something else with you sometime. I mean, I just found out I was definitely a superhero in a past life, so maybe I'll save you from a chainsaw attack one of these days!

[vetala]

Only the lipstick turns into a chainsaw! I haven't put any on for weeks. It's such a nice shade of jade too, though the black isn't too bad either, and it goes on so smoothly.

It's fine. I've been a little caught up myself, though I'll admit that it is sort of on purpose. These last few pulses have been sort of tiring. I'm not really sure what to do with them. But I wouldn't mind you saving me from something whenever you have the time. The monotony of my part-time job, perhaps.

[somesayinfire]

Dare I ask? They can't all be related to blades, but that doesn't mean they're not all dangerous. I saw you trying to get between Octavia and that other weird guy with the speech impediment who's all full of himself. I'm assuming past-you guys all knew each other in part of that weird soulbond thing that Tavia was going on about.

[vetala]

Well it isn't like they're completely awful. But I don't really have any sort of explanation for that. I just felt it was something I should do. In retrospect, it was kind of a bad decision to make. I know Tavia from the whole... pulse thing, but I'm not sure if I know Eri. Though if Tavia and Eri know each other, then that is probably a 'yes'.

[somesayinfire]

I'm kind of getting the idea that Eri is defined by bad decisions. ;) How did past-you know Tavia, though? Or... was it Vriska, was that her name? That sounds right. Gonna wild guess it and say she's always been this cocky and smug.

[vetala]

Maybe. I haven't gotten too much of a bead on him, but it seems a little like that. And yes, her name was Vriska apparently, and I can't deny that. I remember most of our conversations. It seems reincarnation hasn't changed her much.

What about you? You said you were some kind of superhero?