[video via bathroom mirror] nicktoons don't usually acknowledge the existence of penises

[gogoghostpowers]

[Wow, who is this kid?? It sure ain't Danny, that's for sure. No, this is the ugly mug of another network high schooler.]

I figure it's only fair to be completely honest with you guys, network and all, so. I just want to give everyone here fair warning...

[He pulls out a permanent marker and uncaps it. With one hand pushing up his hair, the other hand draws smoothly, elegantly all over his forehead.]




[Anyone who wanted to claim advertising space on this shiny piece of face flesh is just going to have to go elsewhere now. This is the forehead of schlong now.]


...my name is Skyler Veracruz and I'm a gigantic douche!

((OOC: If you play a girl who attends Locke High, feel free to assume that "Skyler" tried flirting with her (horrendously) in the past hour or two before this post.))

Comments

[decelerate]

dude. not the kind of watersports im talking about but i guess vomiting counts.

since its in the water and all. idk.

[ no, it doesn't. ]

[gogoghostpowers]

That's a water sport now too? What, like competitive vomiting?

[decelerate]

yeah sure why not. i mean thats what you call it when you pee yourself and you like it.

[ this is probably the most pg-rated way of describing this. ]

[gogoghostpowers]

Good to know. Hey, maybe I'll go down to the school pool and play some watersports in there too!

[decelerate]

[ welp. the damage is done, so he might as well give him a proper send-off. ]

you get a thumbs up for me, buddy. make sure everyone knows youre trying to do watersports so they dont freak out too much.

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh don't worry, I'll make sure everyone knows it was me! Hell, maybe I'll go and draw some dicks down there too!

[decelerate]

why dont you just sign your name wherever you draw dicks? like an artist with his masterpiece and junk.

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh trust me--I already am!

[He steps aside to show some of the dicks on the bathroom stalls--some with the name 'skyler veracruz' written inside.

And when Dallen walks down this hallway later, he will notice that Skyler's name is written in four-foot high letters all the way across the wall, enclosed in the biggest dick ever drawn.]