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[seabeast]

Who: Stella (seabeast) and Arthur (italktofish)
What: The ferret echoed back her tolerance for alcohol. Experimentation needed. DRUNK POST TO FOLLOW.
Where: Over the network, in a bar where people don't ask too many questions, and over the network again.
When: Aaaaall night on the 28th until Lyall comes to pick their sloshed asses up at around 2 am (or later. as late as we can.)
Warnings: Drunk people. Drunk people.

[ private; to arthur ]

ye free tonight

[/ private; to arthur ]

[ Hello. It is around 1 AM. What is going on in this text post. ]

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lookit al thoes funn y lil speks
haha
waht ar they all for i wodner
!!!!!!! oh thse ones be excitment i no thta one
away with ye ill figger it otu

Comments

[text]

[amberhearted]

[ the bottoms...

but still. still!

alex sets his phone down and rubs his face. arthur took stella drinking. arthur took a ferret drinking. the ferret is drunk. this is an event that actually occurred. is occurring.

he drops his hands into his lap. breathes.

okay. ]

You know what's not fun? Hangovers. Drink lots of water before you go to bed

[text]

[seabeast]

[ deep, calming breaths alex. we are gonna get through this together. ]

be thi syer medical dokter sadvice
bloww me down ye be alrlihgt for a blested fool
ill drwon me like a fish if taht be yer perfesshional advuse

[text]

[amberhearted]

I may be a fool but you're the cutest fluffiest cuddliest little animal the world ever did see

[ that may be an attempt to get a rise out of her. ]

Aye matey that be my professional advice. From me own younger years

[text]

[seabeast]

[ RUDE!! ]

belaaay that takl ye daft blagard
ifn i had a cutlas in me paw
id
have me a lie down furst but itd find its way into yer hart

[text]

[amberhearted]

[ he's grinning so hard his face hurts. ]

Aye but that scoundrel Sherman tried it first

[text]

[seabeast]

that scumsukin numbskulld

next chanse i get

ill bash is fookin ead in
i sware on me rum