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[seabeast]

Who: Stella (seabeast) and Arthur (italktofish)
What: The ferret echoed back her tolerance for alcohol. Experimentation needed. DRUNK POST TO FOLLOW.
Where: Over the network, in a bar where people don't ask too many questions, and over the network again.
When: Aaaaall night on the 28th until Lyall comes to pick their sloshed asses up at around 2 am (or later. as late as we can.)
Warnings: Drunk people. Drunk people.

[ private; to arthur ]

ye free tonight

[/ private; to arthur ]

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lookit al thoes funn y lil speks
haha
waht ar they all for i wodner
!!!!!!! oh thse ones be excitment i no thta one
away with ye ill figger it otu

Comments

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[youngestone]

oh

more talking animals

great

what are you?

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[seabeast]

civil tonge in yer head wehn ye takl to me bucko
ferret

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[youngestone]

totally civil

a ferret that talks like a pirate

huh

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[seabeast]

talks lik a pirate eh
how do ye know
ye met one before

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[youngestone]

dude you are writing like every cliche version of a pirate in the history of ever

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[seabeast]

o

whats a dude

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[youngestone]

used to mean "guy" but no one uses it strictly for that anymore. just means "person"

or in this case "ferret"

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[seabeast]

huh
i likes it
dude
haha

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[youngestone]

so what was with the punctuation attack?

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[seabeast]

wonderin wat us they be
thereas so many of themm see
i k n o w what they be for bu t thers a lot

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[youngestone]

Google it?

or

uh

get someone to Google it for you?

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[seabeast]

dont have a google
left me internte at home

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[youngestone]

home? where are you now?

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[seabeast]

bar
very niec plase

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[youngestone]

...why are you at a bar

how did you get to a bar

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[seabeast]

coem now
im her ecos i wnated to be
a msessmaet drov me
simpel

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[youngestone]

okay I got the how

but why

why are you at a bar

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[seabeast]

cos i wanted t be
cos i wantde a drikn
savy

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[youngestone]

you're drinking

oh my god

I am talking to a drunk pirate ferrret

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[seabeast]

aye
id een sing ye a lil ditty ifn i ahd me voice
ye bets be greatful id even thikn o the idear

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[youngestone]

I know I promised Mom I would break any laws but oh my god I may have to after this

drunk pirate ferret

this beats out unicorns any day

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[seabeast]

brek som elaws then
watve ye got t lose mate

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[youngestone]

my jobs?

freedom?

a ton of money?

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[seabeast]

ceptin freedo mthat all sounds awful

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[youngestone]

yeah well I need all three so