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[dadscar]

So, this is what we do all day is it? Jibber jabber.
It's been made abundantly clear that I'm not the only one in possession of these numbers, so I presume it has important implications.
I can't say I particularly share a desire to know every waking detail of your hopes and dreams, but a little more information would be appreciated. I'm sure one of you can afford me that privilege.

[Because snakes?? Really?? It's never easy, is it.]

For that matter, if Eri does happen to be fooling around playing funny buggers on here rather than doing his homework, feel free to direct him to me. I'm sure we have more than studies to discuss now, after all.

[After all, what kind of father would he be if he didn't shame him in front of a group of strangers.]

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[siesinddasessen]

I fear you'll have to describe your little one in more detail. This place is swarmed with kids who don't do their homework.

[Says the person who is planning on dropping out of school the moment she can]

[dadscar]

I'm sure you'd know him if you saw him.

[Subtleties were never his strong suit, poor lad.]

Does it not strike anyone as strange? For adults and children to mingle so often.. Seems odd to me.

[siesinddasessen]

You say that like there's a lot of adults here.

The average age can't be much above twenty, and that takes into consideration that there are ninety year olds on here. [Okay, one that she knows of, but. She has seen a few relatively old faces. Just also mainly teenagers.]

[dadscar]

All the more reason to avoid it until it becomes necessary, I suppose.

It's impressive that there are ninety year olds with the patience to spare for it at all.

[mood2wiingiing]

here you go this has all the info youll ever need.

[dadscar]

Impressive. That's terribly comprehensive for a toddler.

[mood2wiingiing]

i know i was super impressed when i saw it.
its p awesome right?

[dadscar]

Awesome isn't precisely the word I'd use.

Juvenile suits it better, in my opinion.

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[drama8om8]

Eri????????

 

I am so ready for this. SO FUCKING READY.

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[yerawizarderi]

oh you are CREEPY with your obsession with me

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[dadscar]

Obsession?

Don't tell me she's your girlfriend.

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[yerawizarderi]

[He nearly spits out his drink reading that.]

HELL NO

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[drama8om8]

No o8session!
I am just doing my duty here. I am a firm 8eliever in the importance of quality parenting.
8ut I guess you can 8elieve that I am in the throes of a terri8le and never-ending o8session for you if it makes you feel 8etter a8out yourself? I am all for helping people with their self-esteem pro8lems.
I can even play along!

*Tavia 8r8ks off typing to admire her incredi8ly ela8or8 Eri shrine, which is a thing that she a8solutely has at LEAST one of. She touches the photograph at its center 8riefly. "Soon," she whispers. "Soon."*

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[yerawizarderi]

okay whatever THAT is
sarcastic shit that it is
needs to stop thats fuckin atrocious even if youre just bein a lousy bitch about it

also i have the fuckin opposite of self-esteem problems i KNOW im fuckin impressive as fuckin FUCK so nice fuckin try creeper

also also stop talkin to my dad and stop tryin to get me in trouble this is ridiculous he doesnt care about your bullshit and hell take my side over any shitty evidence you think you got against me

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[dadscar]

Yes, Eri. I take it you've heard of him.

Why? Ready for what?

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[drama8om8]

Why, ready to tell you a8out all his youthful exploits. Naturally!
I mean he has 8een quite the scamp. It's pretty em8arrassing and humili8ting and gross. ::::C
Unless him encouraging people to commit suicide (!) and calling innocent young ladies fat (!!) and 8eing SUPER a8list (!!!) and picking up d8s on the network (!!!!) and telling people they're crazy (!!!!!) or retarded (!!!!!!) and speaking with actual irl terrorists (!!!!!!!) and finally just 8eing a terri8le hipster in general (!!!!!!!!) is ok with you?
I mean I don't know what your standards are for him. So may8e I am making a 8ig fuss over nothing!

[yerawizarderi]

[Wow so his dad is part of this club now?? Well that's awesome, really, it's kinda great, just one more thing to share with--and then he notices that last bit and he just wants to crawl under a rock and die... WHY DAD WHY?!]

my homework IS done dad
you dont got to be tellin all these STRANGERS that like i dont got my priorities in order

[dadscar]

Don't ever say I don't know how to draw you out of a crowd. It's terribly easy to bait you, you know.

[Hypocrite.]

[yerawizarderi]

you know you could just draw me out by sayin "hey eri are you here too itd be fuckin SWELL to speak with you" instead a paintin me like some obstinate child who is unruly and cant finish his studies when you and i BOTH know thats a load a bull
so anyway what do you think about all of this
the weird network the shitty faqs the stupid bitch with the blue text
kinda weird huh

(also please dear GOD ignore her)

[dorkytracksuit]

there's an explanation here if it helps.

[dadscar]

It certainly does help, thank you. It's about time someone answered properly, I'd begun to wonder if everyone had allowed themselves to go mental.

[dorkytracksuit]

yeah you'll wonder that a lot around here.

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did anyone link you to the actual faq yet

[dadscar]

They might've, but I certainly wouldn't be offended if I were to be linked again.

[eras]

here you go!
and of course if you have other questions i can try to answer them :)