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[dadscar]

So, this is what we do all day is it? Jibber jabber.
It's been made abundantly clear that I'm not the only one in possession of these numbers, so I presume it has important implications.
I can't say I particularly share a desire to know every waking detail of your hopes and dreams, but a little more information would be appreciated. I'm sure one of you can afford me that privilege.

[Because snakes?? Really?? It's never easy, is it.]

For that matter, if Eri does happen to be fooling around playing funny buggers on here rather than doing his homework, feel free to direct him to me. I'm sure we have more than studies to discuss now, after all.

[After all, what kind of father would he be if he didn't shame him in front of a group of strangers.]

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[siesinddasessen]

I fear you'll have to describe your little one in more detail. This place is swarmed with kids who don't do their homework.

[Says the person who is planning on dropping out of school the moment she can]

[mood2wiingiing]

here you go this has all the info youll ever need.

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[drama8om8]

Eri????????

 

I am so ready for this. SO FUCKING READY.

[yerawizarderi]

[Wow so his dad is part of this club now?? Well that's awesome, really, it's kinda great, just one more thing to share with--and then he notices that last bit and he just wants to crawl under a rock and die... WHY DAD WHY?!]

my homework IS done dad
you dont got to be tellin all these STRANGERS that like i dont got my priorities in order

[dorkytracksuit]

there's an explanation here if it helps.

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[yerawizarderi]

oh you are CREEPY with your obsession with me

[dadscar]

I'm sure you'd know him if you saw him.

[Subtleties were never his strong suit, poor lad.]

Does it not strike anyone as strange? For adults and children to mingle so often.. Seems odd to me.

[dadscar]

Impressive. That's terribly comprehensive for a toddler.

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[dadscar]

Yes, Eri. I take it you've heard of him.

Why? Ready for what?

[dadscar]

Don't ever say I don't know how to draw you out of a crowd. It's terribly easy to bait you, you know.

[Hypocrite.]

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[dadscar]

Obsession?

Don't tell me she's your girlfriend.

[mood2wiingiing]

i know i was super impressed when i saw it.
its p awesome right?

[dadscar]

It certainly does help, thank you. It's about time someone answered properly, I'd begun to wonder if everyone had allowed themselves to go mental.

[dadscar]

Awesome isn't precisely the word I'd use.

Juvenile suits it better, in my opinion.

[mood2wiingiing]

well i guess it is missing all the important info like that one disease going around but idk, i guess this stuff is two juvenile for you so ill let you figure it out on your own instead.

[dadscar]

It's two, not too. Honestly.

What disease?

[mood2wiingiing]

oh and now youre mocking my disability thanks a lot.
yeah def not telling you about it now have fun dying a horrible bloody death.

whoops flipped those words around

[dadscar]

What kind of a disability is one very specific typo? Don't be ridiculous, it's not charming.

You've sealed your own fate now, if it were legitimate you'd very well tell me.

[dorkytracksuit]

yeah you'll wonder that a lot around here.

lmao i didnt even notice

[mood2wiingiing]

its a disability caused by this network, you should stay away if you value your ability two tell two two and two apart from one another.
its very serious.

or maybe im just an asshole. actually i think most people would agree with that if you asked them lol.
but they wont tell you about the disease because for some reason everyone decided being nice two the n00bs is the best way two go.

[dadscar]

Don't tell me it's a side effect of prolonged exposure to this place.

[dorkytracksuit]

no. I'm pretty sure they were like that even before this. The sad truth of our world.

[dadscar]

Oh, is that so? And is that why you're the only one who seems incapable of it, then? Terribly curious, those conditions.

You being an arsehole is hardly surprising, but I remain skeptical of those claims. I'm sure you'll forgive me for not deriving my conclusions from the words of someone with such a debilitating disease.

[mood2wiingiing]

dont listen two ^^^^^ its definitely being here that drives you mad

[dadscar]

If everyone is like you then I'm not surprised.