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[wasthatmymom]

lately I been thinkin' I aint the most productive guy i havent done any cool heroic feats (that u kno about.....) lately and i thought it was time to STEP IT UP and help out

i notice erryday ppl be like "am i crazy" "what is this place" "why do i remember playing tennis w/ shakespeare and his pet dog scruffles"

so i took it upon myself to create a handy guide that's much better than the wall of txt u guys already use

i basically streamlined that into a much easier to read format hope it helps all u newbies

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[dead_black_eyes]

Why are there so many faces?

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[wasthatmymom]

they represent the uninitiated duh

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[dead_black_eyes]

I think they might be distracting, is all. Or encourage people not to take their predicament seriously.

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[wasthatmymom]

nah im telling u its just streamlined

here on the network we're visual learners

+ our predicament is basically a big cosmic joke lbr

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[dead_black_eyes]

"Streamlined" implied a certain level of organization, though, doesn't it?

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[wasthatmymom]

nah

i guess if you wanna be technical

im just going for simplicity

people love memes so

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[dead_black_eyes]

Please don't misunderstand, I absolutely think it appeals to a crude and rudimentary sense of humor. It fulfills that capacity admirably.

But only that capacity, perhaps.

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[wasthatmymom]

.....bitch