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[wasthatmymom]

lately I been thinkin' I aint the most productive guy i havent done any cool heroic feats (that u kno about.....) lately and i thought it was time to STEP IT UP and help out

i notice erryday ppl be like "am i crazy" "what is this place" "why do i remember playing tennis w/ shakespeare and his pet dog scruffles"

so i took it upon myself to create a handy guide that's much better than the wall of txt u guys already use

i basically streamlined that into a much easier to read format hope it helps all u newbies

Comments

[wasthatmymom]

ya but i threw up like a quarter pint less so w/e

[anequal]

a quarter pint is hardly anything that's bs

[wasthatmymom]

look antoine lets not argue apples and oranges and just recognize that i just saved a bunch of young lives with memes

[anequal]

ok fine you saved the earth game's over everyone go home

[wasthatmymom]

p. much

do u wanna hit up mcdonalds now that its all over

[anequal]

uuuuggggghhhhh

fine i'll drop by to get a mcflurry?

[wasthatmymom]

oreo or m&m u meme loving fuck

[anequal]

m&m yooooo

[wasthatmymom]

ok good

i didnt want my opinion of u to sink any lower than it already has

[anequal]

it's ok my opinion of you was at rock bottom until you made this post so it's not like you're much better

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[wasthatmymom]

rock bottom? good thing I have my glove light

[wasthatmymom]

(that was a spongebob squarepants ref, btw)

[anequal]

i don't watch that show

[wasthatmymom]

damn dude

what kind of childhood did u have

i bet ur parents made u play with an

idk

an abacus or s/shit

[anequal]

actually i played with my grandpa's camera since i was little and i just never watched tv much

[wasthatmymom]

oh fuck

i can feel it

the hipster is strong w/ this one

[anequal]

that wasn't the intention but since i fell into the stereotype anyway i might as well go all the way

go big or go home