[text;tablet]

[atethecanary]

[Julian has had a bad week. First he was mugged, ever since then he started to feel weird, and it's hard enough trying to take notes without having a string of numbers in your head. When he ends up doodling them in his tablet note app during class and the network pops up, Julian figures it's a virus and decides it's the worst week ever.

It's only after pounding on his tablet a bunch, turning it on and off over and over, and then writing the numbers again and trying to show it to his butler who only gives him a weird look, that Julian figures maybe it isn't a virus. He finally resorts to typing in the stupid thing, because he doesn't know what else to do.]

what is this? is this some sort of update?

[Julian doubts it, but he's running out of logical explanations.]

i don't like it. whoever thought of it needs to be fired. someone tell me how to get rid of it.

Comments

[atethecanary]

And I'm sure that's the truth, but talkings cats aren't a normal thing. Your owner must have been at least a little surprised?

[allformii_ko]

I think she was! But she still loves me a lot so it's okay.

[atethecanary]

... Okay. That's good then.

And you're okay with this whole network thing?

[allformii_ko]

Uh-huh!

[Although she looks puzzled at that question. Why wouldn't she be?]

[atethecanary]

You really don't find any of this weird?

[allformii_ko]

I think it's nice!

[atethecanary]

Well I don't think it's nice at all.

[allformii_ko]

...? You don't? Why not?